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Realized why that moment hit familiar

References under the cut

#and what if this was my last straw what now op /j #but seriously lovely art

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yesterday I had a dream that rvb19 came out already and everyone on tumblr was pissed about the ruined ending because it had nothing to do with the reds and blues and instead was somehow connected to gods and space empires and shit and it ended with some corny one liner like "all hail the empire" and it became a meme in the fandom and then I woke up filled with an immense feeling of dread

#idk how to feel about it #when the hyperfixation gets so bed you start seeing prophetic dreams about it #rvb

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honey whiskey

#too pretty. they need to be uglier. 0/10 /j

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#year 2 A. R. (after rvb)

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oh jensen the girl you’d be

#JENSEN MY LOVE

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hey guys. you know theyre called the reds and blues right. its not illegal to like, ship a red and a blue

#pastrytrain supremacy #simmons x tucker is so nerd x jock coded

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Watching both RvB and TMPGIS was the original Barbenheimer

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i really really like simmons quite a lot but i think i like him for different reasons than a lot of fans because usually i don't see the traits i find compelling emphasized as much as i focus on them.

really enjoy simmons as the intersection of "guy who Needs Constant Praise Or He'll Die Probably" and "in a constant state of agonizing about what is the Right thing to do/what he is Supposed to do/what is the Normal thing to do [while not seeing any distinction between these]" and "constantly chasing this ideal of being recognized and respected that is really not realistic, at least not with the way he's going about it like you can fill up the Respect Points Bar by grinding chores and the most obsequious dialogue options" and "would sell absolutely anyone to satan for a corn chip of that recognition/achievement/praise".

like

VERY fun to have a guy chronically brownnosing a) because he's genuinely reduced to an emotional wreck by any whiff of something adjacent to fatherly approval AND b) for rather cynically ambitious reasons totally ready to starscream it the moment he gets the opportunity. Very fun to have a guy who a) worries about things like recycling and veganism AND b) is down with turncoating and murder. Very fun to have a guy a) who idolizes and strives to emulate authority figures AND b) really at his core does not respect them except as someone who has achieved what he desperately wants, and secretly knows he would obviously do it soooo much better than these idiots. Very fun to have a guy who's a) really anxiously, fastidiously conscientious and cares about the right thing in abstract AND b) really low emotional empathy and gives surprisingly few fucks about other people when it comes down to it

because people contain multitudes, and characters evolve, etc. there's a wide spectrum of in-character simmons characterizations but i think the most fun are definitely playing with the ruthless asshole end of that spectrum lol. Obviously i don't mean like literally doesn't give a shit about anyone or would do LITERALLY anything in self-interest. clearly he does care (sometimes) and is not Evil. he's only half-evil on his dad's si- /shot

#THIS #you get him op

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hi i keep making shit and forgetting to post it

#op you are so fcking right

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RVB Romantic Relationship Royale- Round 6, Part 2

#i hate you for making me choose #this is literally two of my favorite ships

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a grif I drew with some random pencils :)

#I love drawing with pencils it makes me feel so silly hehe #Idk why I draw him so much he's not even my favorite #but he's so fun to draw lol #I usually draw him with short hair but long hair worked better with this idea so he's a pretty princess now #the lighting makes it look like he's glowing which I didn't intend but I like it #so excited for s19!! #rvb #red vs blue #rvb grif

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“Deleting the blues, sir!”

My Simmons interpretation inspired by that one scene from s6 where the reds delete all info about the blue team!

#hes so cuuute raah

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ooo i hope he doesnt light his armor on fire hehehoho

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am i missing something or were grif and simmons fucking all the way back in season 3?

#im pretty sure that canonically they were just doing some dumb shit #but its a lot more fun to think of it this way #the thought that they were just casually hooking up all this time is so funny lol

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I love how according to season 14 episode 16 "head cannon" there is literally nothing going on in Grif's head except for a mini version of Simmons

#he literally lives in his head rent free #rvb #red vs blue #rvb simmons #rvb grif

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actually I am a big stickler for canon but only if it fits my perception of the character. If I don't like it I will simply just ignore it. I don't care that it's canon. Reality can be whatever I want.

#season 16 you say? never heard of it #red vs blue #rvb #fandom

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Wait. WAIT. I just realized. Since bumbleby for real actually happened. Since rooster teeth is for real trying to make those destiel dollars with bumbleby. You know what know what queerbait ship is next on RT's list right.

Thats right. Grimmons.

PLEASE RT. With your dying breath. Give me grimmons.

#rt would literally rather die than make grimmons canon at this point #but that will not stop me from being delusional and hoping for it to finally be confirmed #please rt im begging you its been 20 years end my suffering