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missionary so we can continue our argument from before

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can i be real? i think ao3 should die for doing a donation pool for themselves with everything going on

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Still meaning to write those goblin fucker fics. I’m just torn if it should go at it from the angle of a single goblin bf/gf that simps hard for you while going on D&D adventures or if I should go at it from a goblin tribe taking you in and fucking you. Both sound fun. Maybe I’ll write both.

#monster fucker #I want to fuck a goblin

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pining is 100000% the most important aspect of pre-relationship fic for me. good-natured whole-hearted pining filled with lovelorn gazing and chest aching and fluttering touches, that’s my top priority. i was put on this earth to watch characters suffer over the profundity of their love for another person. unrequited love is why god made me. characters finding out that their feelings are reciprocated after long months/years of suffering is why the universe was assembled from nothingness. amen.

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Sometimes I get too in my head with my writing. Especially about my smut. I reread every last word with the most critical of eyes and think, Ooh is that cringe? Will that be too graphic? Will this word or phrase take people out of the scene?

And then I read a book. A published, hardcover, NYT bestsellers list book and...

Did you get that?

Someone looked at this sentence (likely more than one someone, tbh) and was like, 'Yeah. We'll print that.'

So the moral of the story, my fellow heathen smut writers, is that we're fine.

As a matter of fact, we're actually fucking amazing.

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Orc boyfriend this. Lesbian werewolves that.

I wanna fuck a goblin and I guess I need to write the fics myself

#monster fucker

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"Self insert characters are cringe"

Bro I'm trying to survive capitalism with maladaptive daydreaming. Leave me alone.

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D&D has become so much more fun since it clicked for me that I'm not the character, I'm the writer in charge of the character

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With @staff 's recent post saying 1/4 of this site is LGBTQ going around, I'd like to see what the actual demographic is

So!

Please reblog for bigger sample size!

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✨reblog if you're accepting anonymous asks about anything✨

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girl realising they’re a lesbian call that 💡yurika  

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Found on twitter, going to adopt this now

Writer friends, tell me how many WIPs and how many UFOs you have. I have 2 WIPs and [redacted] UFOs (jk it’s around 16 across my three main fandoms)

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listen I expected literally Nothing from the D&D movie okay, like I can't make it clear enough that I expected the most soulless money grab with a good cgi budget imaginable, I went in having already gone through every stage of grief and landed on acceptance and LISTEN

I fucking CRIED during this dumb RPG movie. it wasn't just "not terrible" it was objectively good with a clever plot and compelling characters and sincere emotional beats. this movie loves D&D so fucking much and it NAILS the "a bunch of goobers try to be cool and accidentally discover The Power Of Friendship And Also Great Violence" classic D&D party vibe. their barbarian's last name is fucking Kilgore and my entire family cried in the theater.

I hope they make twelve of these motherfuckers.

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Official Character Concept Artwork for DnDHAT

from the 4K book flipping of The Art and Making of Dungeons & Dragons Honor Among Thieves

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