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Imagine dating a tech nerd and pulling off shit like this

I bet Vox had a minor stroke when Charlie caused a contraction

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Turning off your boyfriend is a power move tbh

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I think vox's range of tastes in men is so incredibly fucking funny. first on one end you have probably-sex-repulsed asexual alastor and then on the very other end you have literal overlord of pornography.

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Goddddd, the way Vox turned around and arched backwards into Val.... WHORE 🫵🏻 BOTTOM 🫵🏻🫵🏻🫵🏻

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Vox is VERY old, but he is learning.

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clicking them together like barbie dolls

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Jaskier: Why are you following me?

Geralt: i got suspicious when you came home last night covered in grave dirt

Jaskier: I can explain

Geralt: go ahead

Jaskier: I said I CAN. I'm not going to, you'll just yell at me

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Be. Alone.

I should have known you'd betray me in this life.

After all this time. Maybe you felt pity for me, but did you ever understand me? It must be easy to sit up on that high horse and think you have the moral high ground. That I'm the monster needing to be redeemed. I don't need your forgiveness. I don't need you.

Be alone.

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hey. im one of the people who does a specific and noticable thing right after you wake up so you realize youre in a timeloop. yeah im the guy who drops a bucket of paint off a ladder haha. yeah its a thankless job but i get paid per loop so like. dont learn your lesson too quick haha

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me when the fictional male character is a bit of an awkward loser

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Jaskier: oh so when GERALT gets sensory overload he has Witcher senses but when I do I HAVE AUTISM

Yennefer: you both have autism hope this helps

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Just one bed.

reference : https://www.pinterest.co.kr/pin/813392382745616825/

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Imagine Jaskier working part time in a coffee shop during his college days. Fast forward to the present, after he meets Yennefer and Geralt. Now they are living together and Jaskier graciously offers to make Yennefer a coffee in the morning, then hands her this:

#my liege that is a penits