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And office administrator Pamela Beesly Halpert is my best friend.

#:::=> DWIGHT SCHRUTE. #:::=> PAM HALPERT.

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        ❝  ’Ah my apologies        I often forget other people have limitations. It’s so sad.‘ ❞  

#indie rp #the office rp #house of card rp #spn rp #b99 rp #:::=> STARTER. #:::=> CONVERSATIONS.

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cailicah‌.

     “ FOR THE LAST TIME,      they were almond cupcakes. “     exasperation washes over him and he finally understands why he’d been advised it would be pointless arguing with the other man.     “ not all almond flavored things are laced with cyanide. “

       ❝  ’ IS THAT SO          ?  ‘ ❞     a     lingering,      glottal   rumble   would   serve   to   unequivocally   forge   the   keystone   of   exasperation:    an   asymmetrical,   &    dismaying   quirk   of   a   smile   masquerades   amidst  a   oblique   jowl   line                under   the   idiosyncratic   pretence   of   appealing   to   normalcy.         ❝  ’  how   do   you   explain   Creed’s   bizarre   behaviour ,  or   the   abdominal pain   Kevin’s   had   every   since   he   ate   those   cupcakes.   ‘ ❞  

#cailicah #::=> LETTERING. #[ yes those things are totally related #:) ]

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+ bonus:

#:::=> DWIGHT SCHRUTE. #::=> JIM HALPERT. #[ can't deal with this]

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cailicah‌

     “ that sounds just a little dramatic, don’t you think? “     that doesn’t even begin to describe how he’s perceiving the idea.     “ i mean, the guy was a jerk, yeah, but an assassin? “

        ❝  ’ A   little   dramatic  !?   ‘ ❞     his   expression   changes   drastically   as   disbelief   paints   its   way   across   his   face        ❝  ’  that   twelve   year   old   entered   a   private   property   and   tried   tricking   everyone   into   eating   poisonous   cupcakes.   ‘ ❞

#cailicah #[hmmmmmmm #poisonous sure. #HMmMmMmmmm #i'm done ] #:::=> CONVERSATIONS.

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❝  ’ I’ve hesitated to point this out, but I must now remind you that we are in our current predicament because of your initial and totally inadequate deceit. I’m just trying to clean up after your mess.‘ ❞  

@grungerot | sc !

#grungerot #:::=> STARTER. #[ what did u do jim???? #poOR dwIGHT #gotta take all the responsibility on his shoulders #cLeAn ThE mEsS uP #mess ]

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cailicah‌

      “ alright then what’s your great idea, HM ? how are you going to get this done better than my notion would have? “

         ❝  ’ I  am  going  to  hire  an  assassin  and   get   the   man   killed   before   he   even   has   a   chance   to   cause   me   or   any   of   my   coworkers  ,  further   discomfort.   ‘ ❞  

#cailicah #:::=> CONVERSATIONS. #v. UNDETERMINED #[ thing's dwight holds an expertise in : #making a mole out of an anthill #p sure the poor chap hasn't even done anything serious #or for that matter done anything tbqh #could very well be him just being delusional #ALSO thank you v much uvu #:* ]

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          ❝  ’ u h, no. The wheel was a GREAT IDEA. Relativity was a great idea. This is a notion, and a rather terrible one at that. ‘ ❞  

#indie rp #the office rp #parks and recreation rp #marvel rp #dc rp #:::=> STARTER. #:::=> FREE FOR ALL.

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like for a starter

#:::=> STARTER CALL.

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#indie rp #the office rp #parks and rec rp #b99 rp #:::=> PROMO.

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#:::=> DWIGHT SCHRUTE.

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dwight: ok google how do get revenge on those who have foresaken me

google: the best revenge is letting go

dwight:

dwight: bing how do i

-s

#:::=> MUSING.