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When I was younger and researching the autism diagnosis criteria and symptoms, I thought “oh I couldn’t POSSIBLY be autistic.” Because when I read “takes everything literally” I thought it literally meant EVERYTHING and I was like “I don’t take EVERYTHING literally, just most things!” And I just realized the other day that it didn’t actually mean EVERYTHING and that was an overstatement.

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I am once again thinking about digging holes

It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification

I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable

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when doctors ask if i have any history of cancer in my family and i have to say that yes my grandmother had 2 types of gastrointestinal cancer and they're like oh wow okay so we'll keep an eye out for that but i'm like no it was probably just all the nuclear radiation and they're like ok hm ok what the fuck do you mean and it's very weird seeing the look on american doctors' faces when you have to explain to them that believe it or not atomic bombs were dropped on this earth 2 generations ago and it did have consequences

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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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dadchuck is everything to me

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It’s gonna

#LMFAO #can u hear it

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Jon Rafman 1. Soldat Xeno Onyx Rose, 2017 2. Arbre Xeno Onyx Rose, 2017 (Pink onyx)

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wish it was possible to turn my music up loud enough that everything else ceases to physically exist

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Poetry? More like CROWETRY!

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Crow Time Plush is now up for sale!

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the nuisance of our language is stunning

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One thing that's so great about Kipperlilly hating Riz cus his father was murdered is how well that meshes with her being an in-universe xp grinder.

Like she's out here killing rats over and over and completing quests she knows she can do because it's the completion she's after not the achievement. and then she ALSO gets super fucking mad when the DM incorporates another character's backstory seamlessly into the main campaign plot. The mere THOUGHT that interesting backstory elements and skillful narrative building make for a better campaign experience is so ENRAGING for her because she's a fucking grinder. she's playing d&d like a wargame and is SO FUCKING PISSED that other people are playing it like an improv narrative medium and having a better time.

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my favourite characterisation that's so unnecessary but so real about the bad kids is that fabian is almost never-present in the groupchat

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This will make you cry.

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Jack: I can improve my times by myself! Leave me alone!

Deuce: Bro, we're on the same team! Aren't wolves pack animals? Why are you so against teamwork??

Jack: You say that like there's ANYONE here that I would consider my packmate.

MC, who heard them from across the field: A-WOOOOOOOOOO

Jack, on instinct: A-WOOOOOOOOOOOO

Deuce:.........So I repeat my question and have another now as well--