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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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oooo may the seller man come more like ooo may the seller man cum
‘are you ready to be born again?’
followed by the song wellerman
-kc right now
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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ooo may the wellerman come and give you another year of life
‘are you ready to be born again?’
followed by the song wellerman
-kc right now
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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I MISS YOU TOO
i miss @dykeasaurus-rex
that’s it that’s the post send post
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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okay ig
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happy new year’s eve lesbians!!!!!!
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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over half way through my 4th watch of new girl and this show is so good
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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this may literally be my plan for your birthday present
can someone buy me like, 5 cartons of flavor blasted goldfish for my birthday? :)
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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“Her face, like heaven, enticeth thee to view Her countless glory, which desert must gain, And which without desert because thine eyes Presumes to reach, all the world heap must die.”
-Shakespeare, Pericles, Price of Tyre
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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mlm wlw (nblw) solidarity is facetiming your best friend trying to do work, but instead they’re reading the lyrics to class of 2013 by mitski and i’m lipsinking i’m not okay by mcr like my life depends on it
@dykeasaurus-rex
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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i’m gonna actually get and adhd diagnosis because i self diagnosed and was finally able to see oh shit maybe physically not being able to do a homework assignment isn’t a normal thing to do
people will really be like "🙄🙄🙄 special snowflakes everywhere... EVERYONE online is diagnosing themselves with ADHD and autism and shit" like damn wonder if there might be something about 1) a constantly changing stream of content you can tailor to your current interest exactly and/or 2) a method for socializing with no sensory overload, no fluency in physical/verbal social cues, and a literal off switch when you're not feeling it that might draw neurodivergent people
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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okay so review of the day WHAT THE FUCK i never realized how hard it was working to do basic things with my normal brain
like reading? the words go in brain first try
in math i was like ugh idk how to do this but then i tried and then turns out i could, normally i would’ve just sat there till the teacher gave us the answers
typing is better too???
my motor functions are like better and talking to someone is weird but i’m able to like say words without like thinking out the sentence and still make sense
the way i can discribe it is like normally there’s this fuzz in my brain and it is like bringing all my thoughts to the surface but like on the meds it was like my brain was clean and i was able to think clearer and still with multiple ideas but i could keep something in my mind without it taking up the whole thing
i can’t fathom feeling like this all the time it’s insane and it angers me so much that it took me 16 fucking years to be like ya know maybe it shouldn’t be THIS FUCKING HARD and it shouldn’t. i shouldn’t be physically unable to do something. literally my brain is like no you cannot do this thing. why? nope.
people around me are able to just like do this everyday? and they can just like do things? EASILY!??
tldr: NT PEOPLE ARENT ALLOWED TO TALK ANYMORE BECAUSE IM PISSED
might have taken legal meth illegally today let’s see how my school work gets done
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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brain back to funky i don’t like it can’t focus and i’m so loud
might have taken legal meth illegally today let’s see how my school work gets done
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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rain work so good wtf why so smooth no background noise just focus
might have taken legal meth illegally today let’s see how my school work gets done
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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might have taken legal meth illegally today let’s see how my school work gets done
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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Is This Ethical?: new survey shows millennials want rudolph the red nose reindeer to be renamed Klonopin the Crust Punk Horse
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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whenever you have problems with writing and worldbuilding for stories, just remember COCK
C- Does it have Creatures?
O- Does it Offend the church?
C-Is it Completely unhinged?
K- Does it Kick ass?
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dykeasaurus-rex · 3 years
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i think she loves you because she’s only interacted with you once and she still definitely thinks we’re secretly dating
ayo talked to my mother about getting diagnosed with adhd and she guilt tripped me because she doesn’t think i have it when i’m like 99% sure i have it and i cried to her about it for half an hour 🙃
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