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if you were trapped in a time loop how many repetitions do you think it would take for you to willingly kill another person, knowing there would be no consequences

#i think i could after like. 30 #if i was sure it wasn’t the last day of the loop #and especially if there were no consequences and a benefit

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despite your url, i do not see any dick punching

come closer

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reluctant friend: puppy dog city is a myth, we should turn back

grizzled mercenary: it's getting dark, keep moving

puppygirl: puppy dog city's real. it's a city full of puppy dogs, a place i'll belong & fit in, it's home. i saw it

eccentric scientist: the implications are astounding

#alex tag <3 #i was going to say this was us playing dnd however. #1. we don’t talk in character enough for this to be us #and 2. we could never stay so serious

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amen brother…

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#good morning charlie

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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slightly parallel universe where tumblr allows alphabets from other languages to be used in peoples urls, so 2012 bloggers used katakana phonetically to shorten their ridiculously long fandom urls that contained every single ship theyve ever loved so that the whole goddamn thing could actually fit onscreen. a few users started using khmer and sinhala and other alphabets that are hard for monolingual english speakers to parse solely so it would be difficult for most tumblr users to @ them and/or track them down to block. this lead to discourse blogs demanding that people post selfies to "prove" that they arent using arabic for "nefarious purposes" and saying blatantly racist shit like "i block people using sanskrit on sight" or "can you claim ancestral reasons for using ge'ez?". someone gets called out for race-faking because they use chinese but their icon is a white woman, who turns out to just be a fictional character that they like, and they actually are chinese. several prominent and terminally online leftist blogs make bizarre claims about how using alphabets they dont know is basically the exact same thing as paywalls on academic articles because its "hiding information from people who cant afford college". it all culminates in staff making a meme that reeks of "how do you do fellow kids" vibes about how only cyberbullies use bangla, which is widely condemned by literally everyone as being racist as hell, and any further alphabet discourse from then on is shot down hard by merely posting tumblrstaffbangla.jpeg

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three tickets to challengers

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pls follow me back

how

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Catch of the day

#fave

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ill spend my twenties investigating the healing properties of salt i dont know about you guys

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having collaborative ocs with friends will have you saying shit like "what if scimble was bumpus wouldnt that be funny" and then like two weeks later its one of the most important pieces of lore you have

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sometimes u will be the only person fagging it up. sometimes it'll be hard. but u gotta do it. u gotta show all the fags that fagging it up is the way. u must strive to fag it as much as possible. u have a limited time. fag it up and dyke it out

#reminds me of when i used to be forced to go to church bc my mom’s (now) ex-bf was christian #and it made me really mad and so i would wear my gayest non-church appropriate outfits and would read the craziest gay fanfics i could #find on my kindle and refuse to stand for any of the songs for participate in the activities #and you know what it made me feel better as a teenager

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you’ve gotta be fucking joking

#the masters degree for a minimum wage job that’s seasonal is WILD #like WHAT #i hate job hunting #i have applied. to 170+ different positions so far and have heard back from one out of every 10-15 #and im going to shoot myself #a sydney original