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if i were the president of an american university and some far-right politician started rambling about God "cursing" my institution I think I'd just start talking like the villain out of a jack chick tract. "I am not afraid of your so-called God. Thanks to Charles Darwin's theory of evolution we now only worship monkeys, and communism"

#i do this for free already

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Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

#me tomorrow morning for this zany rad'dem final

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screenshots from unsecured security cameras

#prev #i was like this must be .... evil koyanisquaatsi or smth

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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

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I woke up at 6am and wrote an obituary for the two old guys in the muppets

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"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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Are women who read bara fujoshis or is that another thing

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Its weird for me to think that dolphins existed at the same time as queens and knights and shit like that. I feel like dolphins were invented in the 80s by crystal shops to sell porcelain statues to divorced women

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a post-doc was doing a guest seminar at my institute and at the beginning of his presentation he was explaining why he chose birds for his evolutionary analysis - so he said "well first of all, because birds are the best and most interesting animals and it's fun to study them" and a few professors in the room gave him a very serious nod

#julian ass answer

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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!

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obsessed with them romanticizing smoking meth in nature by taking aesthetic photos. insane

#i thought this was a britpop pic photoshopped in

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Darwinophobia presenting itself as an extremely likely new url candidate.

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consuming this alongside beef cup noodle to see what happens to my digestive system

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i got my wires crossed reading TH Huxley's letters (for fun) and my radical democratic readings (for school) and accidentally started reading judith butler with unabashed victorian whimsy and lust for life.