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#listening and learning #always sirring cross legged for ur commodus posting

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I don't really care about non-lockedntomb fans here, so no "horror not locked tomb" option sorry

#only the locked tomb #horror scary :(

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i want. to quit. my job. so fucking badly.

#what if i just. submitted my 2 weeks at the end of next week.

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never mind they close before i leave work anyway welp

i signed up to be a volunteer at my local pride parade and they said to stop by for "queer safe space" every weekday but like. do you guys think that means i can just come and hang out and read my book or do i have to do crafts or some shit

#hours 10am-3pm....who is this safe space for. the unemployed?

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i signed up to be a volunteer at my local pride parade and they said to stop by for "queer safe space" every weekday but like. do you guys think that means i can just come and hang out and read my book or do i have to do crafts or some shit

#not to be so so uncool in situations like this but. #i know the answer is just to go and check it out but. their website sucks and has no description of what these entail #and i forgot to ask at the volunteer meeting bc i asked one question and got so scared i just left immediately after it ended

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I love blog urls on here that are just like… facecream, oliveoil…. warmcroissant…. 

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

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thank you journalism

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tamsyn muir really said "knowing who's narrating is a privilege, not a right"

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capybara

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okay americans i gotta ask because as an European i grew up with lots of american shows and cartoons and in a lot of them there was an episode where they give the protags a doll or an egg or a bag of flour or whatever and told them pretend to be its parents or something

#my cousins had to do that

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#yin and yang…. #peace and love on planet earth #anyway BIG HONKER SWEEP

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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a girl literally offered to have sex with me tonight and instead i’m reading a shitty straight romance novel at home

#to be fair. my sister is in town #but like. also. my priorities have become so skewed #hot girl summer. i need you

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saw challengers. i hate gay people so much it's unreal.

#gay people will spend 15 years building a tennis career instead of just sucking each other off #so good tho. #challengers

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I hope this is revealed in Alecto the Ninth but...

Reblog for science please

#hugebrained idiot theory: secondhand from harrow