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Sirius: you disrespect me, on the day of my brothers wedding. I’ll make you an offer you can’t refuse.

James: when we made you Harry’s godfather, this isn’t what I meant.

Remus: that isn’t even the right quote babe.

Regulus: are you wearing James’ wedding suit?

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/39956709/chapters/111011697

2 updates in one week. went hard on the spice for you thirsty bitches.

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Regulus: I hate your face.

James: I hate your hair.

Regulus: I hate your stupid personality.

James: I hate your laugh.

Remus: how the fuck are these vows?

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ch 3 and 4 coming shortly so 👀

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sirius: james it’s been 11 hours and remus still hasn’t called, I should call him.

james: dude I’m literally in the shower right now can this wait?

regulus: does he know I’m here?

sirius: yes hi reggie, pause the couple shit I need attention.

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lol y’all might of thought she was abandoned i’m just slow.

chapter 2 is up, check it out if you’d like. ✨

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Remus: what did you guys do last night, I’ve never seen you so hungover.

James: you know first night out after Harry’s been born, we got a lil wild.

Sirius: so where’d the fbi jacket come from? and reggie’s weird funeral look?

Regulus: don’t ask questions you don’t wanna know the answer to.

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happy (very late) birthday to the incredibly lovely @fictional​!! i hope you enjoy this silly little fic and that it can even come close to thanking you for all you’ve done for me.

massive thanks to my dream team of support for this fic: my incredible and patient alphas @written-in-ash and @softlystarstruck and my super speedy betas @crazybutgood and @sleepstxtic​.

LOVESICK | T | 7.6k

summary:

Auror Harry Potter keeps getting spiked with love potions. Healer Draco Malfoy keeps having to pick up the pieces.

But it’s getting harder and harder for Draco to watch Harry fall in love with everyone except for him.

Tags: Love Potions, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Fluff, Humor,  Friends to Lovers, Happy Ending, Auror Harry Potter, Healer Draco Malfoy

excerpt:

Harry puts a hand on his heart and sighs up at the ceiling. There’s always been something overwhelming about his emotions — his anger more fiery, his joy more contagious. Draco has never seen him in love, and even though he knows it’s artificial, there’s something about it that expands to fill the room, and that — for some reason — makes Draco’s stomach sour.

“Oh, Draco,” Harry says, sitting on the desk. “It’s incredible. Being in love. I couldn’t even explain it.” He releases another dreamy sigh, eyelashes fluttering with affection, before turning to Draco. “Have you ever felt like this?" 

Draco shuffles back slightly. Apparently, one of the side effects of Lovesickness is a complete disrespect for personal boundaries. "I can say with complete certainty I’ve never felt what you’re feeling right now.”

“You’ve got to try it for yourself one day,” Harry says, leaning further in. “It’s the most unbelievable thing — confusing and crazy and so overwhelming, but — it’s everything, Draco." 

"Yeah,” Draco says with a snort. “I don’t think it’s meant to feel like that." 

Harry’s face turns into a pout. “And how would you know?” 

Draco watches that boyish irritation flare in Harry’s eyes and can’t help but chuckle. Of course all of Wizarding London would do anything in their power for this man to so much as spare them a passing glance. That receptionist probably thought losing his job was a more than fair price for the chance to kiss him.

"You’re right,” Draco says. “I wouldn’t know at all.”

read on ao3

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Regulus: when do you think we should tell harry santa isn’t real?

James: uh never, why would i tell our child a bold face lie.

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Sirius: regulus is pregnant.

Remus: that’s great! awe we’re gonna be uncles, and you know james has always wanted to be a da-

Sirius: no this is terrible, i can’t believe they’ve done the dirty, bewitch the bedsheets, hanky the panky. i mean regulus was gonna wait till marriage.

Remus: … james is shit at silencing charms how are you finding this out now?

… and are we gonna talk about half of those meanings when you should have just said sex.

#maurders fic #jegulus raising harry #jegulus fic #maurders era #jegulus as dads #trans regulus #maurders text post #jegulus textpost #jegulus

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James: honey i’m home!

Regulus: where’s harry, i thought you took him to the park with sirius?

James: honey i’m going back to the park, for a completely unrelated reason.

Regulus: did you leave my baby at the fucking park?

James: honey, come on. i accidentally left OUR baby at the park.

Regulus: …

James: if it makes you feel better i think sirius did the same with teddy.

#maurders fic #jegulus raising harry #jegulus fic #maurders era #jegulus as dads #trans regulus #maurders text post #jegulus textpost #jegulus

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Stardew Zoey 101

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happy pride, here’s a fic i hope i finally finish 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

please tell me if it’s readable or horseshit, i’m not the strongest fic writer y’all.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/39956709/chapters/100057137

#maurders fic #jegulus raising harry #jegulus fic #maurders era #jegulus as dads #trans regulus #maurders text post #jegulus textpost #jegulus

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Sirius: let’s celebrate who wants a drink!

James: nah regulus can’t drink right now.

Sirius: what do you mean it’s not like he’s pregnant or something.

James: …

Sirius: I’m hoping it’s or something.

Regulus: we want you to be The godfather if that makes you feel better.

Remus: that’s something!

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James: Honey! Are you sick! They told me you called out today!

Regulus: *on the floor in tears* Harry called me mama today.

James: … I don’t know if I wanna fuck you or slap you.

Regulus: what’s the difference?

Sirius: holy fuck I’m still here baby sitting your son you fucks.

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Harry: uh… guys. this is my boyfriend, Draco.

James: Reggie get me my gun.

Regulus: you’ve never owned a gun.

James: we’ll damn it babe, this is the reason you should let me get one.

Regulus: we’ve seen this shit before, and i’d doubt a gun would have helped then or now.

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James: Babe we gotta leave! Say bye to Harry.

Regulus: *holding Harry still in his bath robe* He asked for cuddles. Cancel.

James: Come on your brother is gonna flip if we bail again.

Harry: dada!

James: That’s a very compelling arugement, I’ll text Remus.

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