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Another Hope in Hell

Just imagine, somewhere down the line, our beloved ghost boys encounter Lucifer. Lucifer knows that Edwin managed to escape TWICE, and they're not exactly fond of him. So they ask:

Lucifer: how did you manage to escape? How did you not get dragged down by Hell's devastation?

Edwin: I had ✨hope✨

Lucifer: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE

Alternatively:

Charles: Edwin had the power of God and anime by his side

Lucifer: I should have quit earlier

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look. i am a creature of simple needs. all i want is a character who seems kind and open-hearted and easygoing, a character who seems angry and cynical and armored, and a story in which the latter is absolutely wrecked, sexually, by the former

#the sandman #dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling

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grabs your hand. you've had enough plot and exposition and character development lately im taking you to the beach episode

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Yes, excellent clarification, this is why we move in a pack (flock?) 🤣

Tumblr glitched and replaced the other 11 options with Goose and I'm just fucking running with it. Go fuck a goose, Edwin.

#the honk zone #spünkelcouchen

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I am 46 years old and Tumblr kinda terrifies me, this is like the one time I’m in the know 🤣 🫡

Tumblr glitched and replaced the other 11 options with Goose and I'm just fucking running with it. Go fuck a goose, Edwin.

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It’s a small server of Sandman fic writers that enjoy honking about the characters…we’re all just a bunch of horny geese 🤣

Tumblr glitched and replaced the other 11 options with Goose and I'm just fucking running with it. Go fuck a goose, Edwin.

#the sandman #honk zone #We’re also responsible for #SpünkelCouchen #sorry not sorry #we’ve committed so many crimes

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Tumblr glitched and replaced the other 11 options with Goose and I'm just fucking running with it. Go fuck a goose, Edwin.

#honk honk #honk zone assembllllllle #dead boy detectives

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Jonny, I stumbled apon your blog on complete accident and it may have been the best accident of my life. I have but one burning question I must know-

What is your favourite animal?

Oof, what a question - there are some real bangers out there in the ol' animal kingdom.

As a kid I was very into tigers. Loved those big stripy fellas - my grandmother used to cut out pictures of tigers from magazines and present them to me in a manila folder when I visited. I never asked her to do this and didn't have any use for the pictures, but she gave me a lot of them.

Penguins are also up there - waddling around having a good time. Feeding time at the penguin habitat is always a highlight of any zoo visit. Sure, maybe they make houses out of their own shit, but who are you to judge?

Seals as well, especially when they're fully in orb mode. Just wobbly ocean friends!

Plus, if I'm down the aquarium anyway, I always make a beeline for the pacu fish. Big, dumb motherfuckers just swimming about like idiots - they bring me a lot of joy. Plus I recently discovered they have human-like teeth, so that's a win for team Your Nightmares.

Also sharks. Every week is Shark Week if you're not a coward.

In the end, though, if I had to pick a current favourite, the one that brings a smile to my face even in its crudest doodle rendition, why, 'tis none other than the humble crab. They come in a plethora of shapes, sizes, colours and flavours, and every one of them is just a silly little guy.

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Dream of The Endless (Lord Morpheus), from The Sandman

Please reblog for a larger sample size.

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No time to make a reel today, but Someone to Build Me Up chapter 21 is up on Patreon and Kindle Vella.

(Ream is not working for some reason but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ )

"I don't often get drunk. I don't think I like it." He releases a sigh that would knock over a line of school children. "Are we having an earthquake? The overhead light is moving." The overhead light is mounted flush with the ceiling, actually. In a lot of ways, I'm glad I felt super on guard today. It would have been a shitshow if I'd gotten this drunk, too. "No, you adorable mess, you have what we in the drinking biz call 'the spins.'" For a moment, it's so quiet that I can hear the phantom sounds of the day ringing in my ears. One down, two to go. I'm so wrecked that I'm not even having a crisis that the guy I'm in love with is lying half naked in bed next to me. Well, not until he curls up against me and rests his head on my bare shoulder.

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Hob asking the important questions

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Hob and Dream for @queerofthedagger

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If you keep talking bad about yourself I am going to PHYSICALLY FIGHT YOU!

tell me you're in the sanders sides fandom without telling me you're in the sanders sides fandom

I'll go first: i know what a Yerkes Dodson curve is.

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https://x.com/melisscaru/status/1574836243640324129

@cuubism have you seen this?? Just like Dream’s library!

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Hi dear! For Meowpheus Monday, how about this amazing photo of Ferdie as Hob and Meowpheus on the sand for beach day? ❤️

Happy Meowpheus Monday! I bet ya’ll thought I forgot (that’s a very fair assumption)

Thank you for the suggestion!

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My friend finished her story! Go! Read! Enjoy!

Inappropriate Uses of the Dewey Decimal System and Coworkers by Hob Gadling, no PhD (93,486 words) by chaosheadspace

Rating: Explicit No archive warnings apply Relationships: Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling

My library AU is finally complete! Tags under the cut.

Summary:

Library assistant Hob Gadling has been working at a university library for a few years now. He's happy, or, to be precise, he has no reason to be unhappy.

But then Dream Olympiou, freshly hired subject librarian, stirs up the sleepy reading rooms and Hob's life with a personality that leaves much to be desired and a body that's got fine written all over it.

Hob is in for an adventure long overdue, including misunderstandings, shushed feelings, and checked out brains (and arses).

Tags: Library AU, Librarian!Dream, Library assistant!Hob, Alternate Universe - Human, Alternate Universe - Library, Dream is a bit of an asshole. Hob is rightly one back - as a treat, Porn With Plot, Hurt/Comfort, Animosity at first sight, idiots to lovers, Enemies to Lovers, Hate Sex, Pining while fucking, Frenemies with Benefits, Accidental Exhibitionism, Accidental Voyeurism, Biting, Frottage, Dirty Talk, Condoms, Masturbation, Blowjobs, Anal Sex, Rough Sex, Oral Sex, Honk Zone Union Dues, Gritty Domestic, Miscommunication, Toxic Relationship, at least at first, Angst, Divorce, Self-Worth Issues, Depression, Anxiety, I can’t stress enough how much therapy Dream needs in this, obliterated couch, SpünkelCouchen, They're Both Idiots Your Honour, Yes both of them, they work through it tho, Dream gets what he deserves which is love therapy and antidepressants, Happy Ending, Mentions of miscarriage, Mentions of Abortion, Grief