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I hate the “open floor plan” that everyone is obsessed with in houses now. I want nooks and crannies and bizarre floor plans. I don’t need to be able to see what someone is doing on the other side of the house. I want places to hide and lurk and dwell in the shadows. I am the beast who awaits in the labyrinth
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im too much of a music snob to have a sex playlist i would be analyzing the lyrics mid thrust
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious
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New Crow Time 🐦‍⬛🦊🌟
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i’m. killing you. i’m KILLING you. i don’t care about ANYTHING else, i don’t give a SHIT about anything else. i- my programming is just get. that. fucking. guy. right. now.
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Tag yourself I’m the “Overdressed and Underappreciated”. Artist : http://www.mattadrian.com/ 
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this stupid little beaver bitch
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this is the most horrifying thing I’ve ever seen jesus fucking christ
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CUNNING CHESS MASTER: *moves a piece* the game is afoot.
FOOT FETISHIST CHESS MASTER:*gets a boner so hard it shakes the table* the gange is a wuh
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A collection, for a well loved garf
A bonus picture for anyone who wants it
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