i am mochi (30s, he/they): high fashion smut king and all around weirdo | originally @sumomomochi but uh (sam riegel voice) its been a while | find me on ao3 under @sumomomochi !!
“you should be at the club” i should be by the sea. i should be in the mountains. i should be awestruck and rendered speechless by the majesty of the natural world. if you even care
third guy who is not aware that those are two commonly used expressions and understands that the first two guys are emphasizing how cold it is but not that the phrase they used can't just have the noun swapped out for anything else: yes, it is cold as blood
Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you
If you smoke, don't leave your butts on the ground. Dispose of them properly. The same applies if you use nicotine pouches, don't spit them out on the ground and leave them there, dispose of them properly.
While littering in general is usually a bad idea because the littered trash can be hazardous to wildlife or even people (and let's face it, just makes a place look uglier) littering nicotine products is especially harmful to wildlife and humans alike. In urban areas tap water often has nicotine in it due to all the littered nicotine products such as cigarette butts and nictotine pouches, due to rain runoff carrying nicotine into water sources used by both humans and wildlife. You're free to take up whatever habits you like so long as they do not infringe on others, but littering your nicotine products taints water supplies which unfairly forces nicotine on others who don't get a say in the matter.
public libraries are so sick. there are five books I want to read and they're all relatively new so they're only available in hardback which is so expensive but it just cost me $0 to place holds on them. five books for zero dollars. it requires nothing but clicking a button and then going to the library to pick them up when they're ready. zero dollars. that's crazy
I am once again t h i n k i n g about the office migraine scene in coping skills and im just never not gonna be feral about it, just..... the vulnerability, the support.... I guess I just wanted to say thanks for making something that just lives in my brain all the time, It does make me wonder how beau and yasha might react to a brain fogged essek who wound up at their house during (maybe he slept over woke up bad?) Like obviously essek would react badly to them seeing him like that but its interesting
oh man essek would totally hate being caught feeling like shit, regardless of what kind of shit he felt like, *but* i can absolutely see him down the line just... being used to the nein seeing him vulnerable, with his walls coming down a little each time hes around them until its normal for beau to be like dude take your fucking meds oh my god why is this hard while yasha just quietly turns down the lights and caleb comes out of the toilet or whatever and there's suddenly mood lighting while his bf and his little sister stand in look grumpy in opposite directions and yasha just goes "migraine uvu"
dear butch lesbian i saw in a hardware store today who, when asked if she could carry her purchase, pulled out a net and a chain of carabiners and proceeded to wrap the net around the items, attach the carabiners, sling it over her back and walk out, i am so unbelievably in love with you
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