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Little pianist 🎵

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I noticed you haven’t been online in 10 hours, is therapy finally working?

this websites hate mail game is ruthless

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truly everyone just needs to get at least eighty percent more normal about sex right now. having it doesn't change something deep and spiritual about you, virginity is a myth. other people's sex lives are probably not that much better than yours as you imagine. there is no "normal amount" you should be doing it at your age, whatever age that happens to be. it can be a great element of your life and your relationship but it's hardly gonna define the quality of either. have it with your friends just because you're bored and have nothing good to watch. or do it with one person you deeply trust if that's how you prefer. overly idealizing it will put an insane amount of pressure on yourself and it'll make the experience suck. nothing in porn is real. your boundaries are yours to set and no one's to question.

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Anybody want to play hangman with me? Here's the word: _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

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Teeth are bullshit. What do you mean you’re decaying. Get a fucking grip. You’re a bone now act like it. You don’t see my finger bones decaying from jerking it too much now do you

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No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

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Reblog with your score

#i play 3 games #2 of which arent on here so #technically 1 #i guess

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So, there's a lot of USians around who are very clearly fucking fed up with their political choices this election cycle, and planning to sit it out.

And I get it! What's the point of voting if there's no one to vote for?

The thing is, I'm Australian. In Australia, voting is compulsory. We don't get to sit out our elections, and I'll be real honest with you - we don't exactly get better choices than you lot. So how do you vote if there's no one to vote for? You find someone to vote against. And there's always someone to vote against.

Now, we have the pleasure of preferential voting in Australia - We get to rank every candidate from 1 to X, and I'll tell you, there's something so cathartic about putting the biggest bastard of the lot at the very bottom of your preferences. I understand that USians don't get that option - you get to mark one person, and that's it.

That means that you get one shot, so aim it at the biggest bastard of the lot. The candidate you most utterly detest. Put your vote in the worst possible place for them. Don't even think about who that vote's going towards, that's not the point. Remember, every vote is a vote against someone. Make sure you fuck up that someone's election day!

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I will be 70 years old and I still will never have gotten over the time the Mythbusters used a rocket powered steel wall to - and I use this word as literally as possible - vaporize an entire car into red mist

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