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Colin: So, I have a dentist appointment tomorrow... Penelope: Oh. Do you want me to go with you because you're a little scared? Colin: Pffffft! No! Penelope: Penelope: Do you want me to go with you because you are a lot scared? Colin: *Sobbing* Yes!
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Colin: Go on, ask me out. Penelope: Fine. Get out.
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Colin, hyperventilating: 911? My wife's going into labour! 911 operator: Is this her first child? Colin: Penelope: Don't you dare! Colin: NO THIS IS HER HUSBAND.
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Colin: Okay, are we fighting or are we flirting? Because I'm getting mixed signals here. Penelope: My hands are literally around your throat. Colin: That doesn't answer my question.
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Eloise: Hey, can we talk? One Pen stan to another?
Colin: I'm her husband, but continue.
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So, on Twitter we are having this fun event, it'll be amazing if you join us!! Search for @/penxcolin01 on X :)
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UPON CLOSER INSPECTION
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IT IS HIS MIDDLE AND RING FINGER HE DOESN’T USE
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Kinda blurry but
HE USES HIS THUMB TO PULL THE DRESS UP AND POINTER FINGER TO MOVE THE HAIR
COLIN DID IN FACT SPIDER-MAN HER
THE RING. THE RIIIIIIIIIING.
( @dollypopup you inspired me to investigate…)
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Colin: Listen up fives, a ten is speaking. Colin: *gesturing to Penelope* Carry on.
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Colin: I wasn't sure what kind of chocolate you liked, so I got them all. Penelope: Colin, there are like 300 boxes here! Colin: I panicked, okay Pen? Valentine's Day brings too many options.
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Welcome Colin to you Disney Princes Era!
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( @musicalnerd4ever this is for you)
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Welcome Pen to you Disney Princess Era!
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Colin: So I'm thinking for our wedding we do something quiet... maybe have it in the spring.
Penelope: But we're not even engaged yet?
Colin:
Colin: So that's what I forgot to do last night.
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Colin: Penelope is annoying me. Anthony: She isn't even looking at you. Colin: That's what's annoying me.
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I have spent so long trying to feel less, trying to be the kind of man society expects me to be. And for a moment, I thought I had succeeded. But these past few weeks have been full of confounding feelings. Feelings like a total inability to stop thinking about you. About that kiss. Feelings like dreaming of you when I'm asleep. And in fact preferring sleep because that is where I might find you. A feeling that is like torture. But one which I cannot, will not, do not want to give up.
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🚩 SPOILERS 🚩
Actual footage of me watching the brothel scene
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🚩 SPOILER 🚩
"For God's sake, Penelope Featherington. Are you going to marry me or not?"
I'M IN TEARS.
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Penelope: *sighs* No one will ever be truly in love with me...
Colin: Are you sure?
Penelope: Yeah...
Colin, aggressively pointing at himself: ARE YOU REALLY FUCKING SURE ABOUT THAT?
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