i hate when people call their grandparents weird names instead of grandma and grandpa like babooshka or salami
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me as an airline pilot
me over the intercom: do you guys like me
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*eats an unhealthy amount of fruit twice a week whilst thinking of self as healthy*
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If Aphrodite had stomach rolls then so can I
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the rumors are true: im soft and i just want to be loved
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