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This will most likely happen at some point in my life

Nobody important:"So, who's your favorite member of the Bat family?" Me:"Alfred." Still not important:"Wait, the Butler? Like, what does he do tho?" Me:"..... EXCUSE ME?!?!"

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"Can we please rent Batman vs Superman? Yeah, everyone hates it but I want to see for myself." My brother:"Trust me, it's awful, it's a waste of time and money." "Fine then, I'll just go illegally download it and then we'll get that little email from our Internet provider saying they're 'giving us a warning before turning us in'." Everyone:"....."

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Homeschool

Pro: You don't need pants Con: Crippling loneliness

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My brother can't take a joke

Brother: "(blah blah blahblah blah)- okay?" Me:*thumbs up* Brother:"Respond with words." Me:"Words." Brother:*under his breath as he walks away*"stupid ass fucking bitch- (ect.)"

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I've been binge watching Gotham

-Oswald and Edward are probably gay -Gordon probably needs therapy -little Bruce is bean -Alfred can fucking take a hit -I absolutely hate Oswald’s hair with a burning passion -I want to drop kick Hugo over the Arkham gate -little Bruce clone had amazing hair -everyone needs a hug, either by a straight jacket, or just a fucking hug. Hugs.

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Almost every time I watch 'Gotham'

*screaming at my laptop holding a pillow* "AAAAH AALFREEEEEEEDDD!!!!"

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Singing Happy Birthday to my brother

"Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to you, Happy Birthday to BATMAN! Happy Birthday to you." *everyone looks at me, I shrug* "What? It's Batman's birthday too. Not really fair if ya think about it. He shares a birthday with freaking BATMAN, and what do I get? Hitler's death anniversary. So Happy Birthday BATMAN!"

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Randomly doing stuff

Girlfriend:*randomly starting a conversation*"when I was little I liked to put my dolls skirts on my cousins toy cars, I liked that it looked like some kind of ballerina car" Me:*caught off guard* *literally about to cry* that... I think that makes perfect sense... Girlfriend:*confused af*"um... yeah so?" Me:"you're like Lucy!" Girlfriend:*still confused* Me:*gives up*

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School

Early years: *gets a B when used to all A's* "Aw..." Now: "WOO! A C! I'M NOT FAILING!!!"

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Casually talking about the past

*reading a some post with my girlfriend* Me:"Being Suicidal doesn't necessarily mean you're holding a gun to your head. Sometimes, it means smoking a cigarette and in the hopes that you'll get cancer and die. Or jay walking across the street without looking, because you don't care if you get hit by a car.- I've done that before... the roads weren't very busy that day." Her:"same." ~a little further in the thing~ "- or not sleeping and eating in the hopes that the exhaustion will kill you.- I have definitely done that before." Her:"same" Me:"geez... we've had some pretty rough times... still do, but geez."

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Mom:"You gotta get some sleep tonight, we're gonna be busy tomorrow" Me:"Okay I will" ~2:00am~ Me:*still awake watching youtube* "fuck dat shit"

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Me:"Sleep is for the weak!" Also me:"Imma sleep for a week."

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Solution for cursing infront of people

"AMNDAY!" Mother:"What??" "What? Oh, nothing..." Mother:"okay..." ~later~ Brother:"why did you say "Amnday"??" "I'm trying to get used to swearing out loud in pig Latin so I can't slip up in front of anybody." Brother:"oookkaaayy....."

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Idfk

*friend shows me a picture of Harley Quinn from Arkham Origins* "Which Harley is that?" Me:"Arkham Oringins-... Oringins... Origins... I should probably go to bed now." "Yeah."

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I'm blonde, white, and I love iced coffee. I'm a basic bitch, World! Come fucking fight me!

Me, getting ready for social interaction

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Random confession #1

When my brother does something that hurts me (emotionally and/or physically), I steal his stuff and lock myself in my room until he apologizes. Usually he does when my mom forces him to, but one time we were home alone, and he didn't apologize. That's why I have two Batman shirts >:-)

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I don't know my own strength.

My brother told a very cheesy joke (like always), and I smacked my knee and said "That's a knee slapper!" But I ended up smacking my knee way harder than I wanted to, and I was on the floor for three minutes holding it.