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My hungry ass could never be a surgeon (comic)

Tw; blood, gore

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she looked at my pussy like it was a bag of rice. ans her penis was a wet cell phone

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crinkles

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I don't just think kink should be "allowed" at pride, I think we should train a huge pack of those puppy mask dudes to bark at all of the floats that have corporate branding on them

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"I'm gay" "I'm straight" ok??? I'm dead, the blood is all but draining from my head, the nightmare started there but now has spread, my pulse is certainly dropping and my life is hanging on my a thread

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No we’re not mutuals I’m in an unrequited following with them

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Once you exit the womb, you can use the left stick to walk around and explore your surroundings. You can press A to jump, allowing you to access higher places. Try jumping onto the doctor's cabinets

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you did 9/11 with mordecai and rigby? !

I'm not allowed to speak on this without a lawyer present

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having a king bed sounds scary what if you try to put the fitted sheet on and get lost in there and die like a caver

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“No one cares about Men’s Mental Health Month because of the woke.” No one cares about anyone’s mental health any time of the year. Men, women, non-binary folks, those without gender, the best you’re getting is a corporation instagram post that says ‘HANG ON IT GETS BETTER.’

#tw sui #tw suicide

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so my sister's dog is named communist gun, but we call him red. right? and every once in a while when she wants him to jump on someone she goes "red scare!" and recently ive been trying to get him to jump on people when i go "mccarthyism!" but it's not working yet

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I have a really good feeling about "how many Super Mario games are there NOW?". this is going to be a good one

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dating apps are so funny because you’ll see a picture of a guy flying a plane and you’re like yeah I really don’t give a shit

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Happy Minecraft 15th Anniversary!

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What if dogs could talk and some called their crate a man cave