tumblr are you telling me something
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I'm so fucking productive. I got so much shit done today.
ⓘ Fact check: This user did the bare minimum for the first time in 3 months.
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hold on. Was suck him good and hard through his jorts supposed to conjour the image of someone who has an unzipped fly because this entire time I've been imagining someone slurping on wet denim
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if the jokerman ever said to me “you wanna know how i got these scars” or whatever i would just be like no
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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for
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cliché but classic trope: when the person who almost died wakes up in a hospital bed, looks around and sees the object of their affection sleeping uncomfortably in the chair next to them because they haven’t moved in days.
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gasp
GASP
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Bonus: Rory Keaner gifs
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I've decided to write a polyamorous restaurant love story with a Lil bit of unwanted demons as a treat to express the unexplainable work crushes I have on my manager and a line cook
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i love being a hater of media that i’ve never seen or listened to. no i will not give it a chance. it’s called listening to my heart
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The moon dressed as Saturn.
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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)
Reblog to increase sample size!
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