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Bee Emoji Review, Tournament Edition

After a long night obsessing over the different bee emojis that exist I have taken it upon myself to do this tired meme and rate all the majestic bee emoji.

A wonderful bee, she looks soft and round. But it misses something when the bee goes for detail but still doesn’t have the neck fluff. 6/10

OH LOOK AT THIS CARTOONY FRIEND, they are full of charm. I love them. 9/10

This bee looks like a wasp put on a neck scarf of fluff as a disguise and is trying to integrate into bee society. While not conventional, I welcome them to the bees if they are willing to play nice. 5/10

These outlines are shockingly thick. But clear, concise and very cute. I would offer them sugar water any day. 7/10

This one concerns me. Only 4 legs, the shiny metallic look, this is looks like a bee I would have hanging from my chainchain- actually that’s a good idea I should get a keychain bee. 4/10

Ah the classic emoji bee. Instantly recognizable as a bee. Has the same issue of looking like a toy from being viewed from a birds eye view like the WhatsApp bee but makes up for it by focusing on pure readability. Looks like a sticker. 6/10

OH! The pollen baskets are full, this bee has been BUSY and I appreciate their dedicated work to the hive! Please do not disturb them, they are on their way back to the hive. A very good bee 9/10

OH a friend. Four legs instead of six is less of a crime when leaning so hard into such a cartoony look but it still bothers me. Same with the design of the eyes, those sure aren’t compound eyes. But they still look very nice. 6/10

This bee looks unfinished. Are they okay? Why does the outline just stop? Where is their face? Four legs again? 2/10

emojidex just bringing out their bee fursona huh. I actually like this one though, the flight goggles and bandana are inspired. But I have to wonder why she is wearing a snug coat only over the neck fuzz which is surely the warmest part of the bee body in a form like this, right? 6/10

I have a plush bee that looks just like this one. A charming friend, I would pat them. I appreciate them. 7/10

I just cannot vibe with this bee. The dot like eyes, the proportions, I cannot tell you why exactly on top of that but this bee gives me a cursed aura I cannot fight back against. 3/10

¯\_(ツ)_/¯  hehehe this bee is shrugging 5/10

Much like the Twitter bee but somehow lacking in finesse and style. Just a sticker of a bee, no thoughts of its own. 4/10

OH LOOK AT THIS FRIEND. I would trust her with my life. 10/10

Empty and vacant, but still cute. I appreciate them but they need help getting off the ground, please care for them. 4/10

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Yo, do you know what I really want in this life?

I’d really like to pet a penguin. Just once at least.

I just really love penguins.

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I answer for no one.

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Frog wearing a frog hat 

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Having ADHD and trying to pay attention in your 4 hour long classes like:

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if you have a crush on the same person as someone else just unionize

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Saw a commercial that said “without the letters A B and O there’d be no you”

It was about blood types

As someone versed in fanfic tagging, that’s not the first thing I thought of

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rsd really be like "oh? One person is slightly cross with you? Time to Literally Feel Like You're Dying for 4 Days Straight"

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The dark days don’t last forever // https://www.instagram.com/sunlightafterdark/?hl=en

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Popeyes or chick fil a??

Popeyes. Chick fil a tastes good, but it also tastes like bigotry. So at least I don't face a moral dilemma any time I eat popeyes.

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he is fierce!!!!!!!!

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he is fierce!!!!!!!!