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His yucky face is my favourite thing ever

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Heartbreaking: This person is making great points but they're being a huge fucking asshole about it so you can't reblog any of it

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first day in the time loop i suspect nothing

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yes it is his best post you uncultured swine, you cretin of Shakespearian proportions. Pukicho himself is the epitome of humor and Tumblr comedy and i feel sad for you that you are unable to see that.

you deny pukicho's genius, i deny you baby carrots. no more baby carrots.

Hey guys, cool new trick i found

Green

#/hj #i revoke your rights to baby carrots

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Me before making eggs: eggs sound pretty good right now!

me after taking one bite of egg: what is this demon food. How did this wretched ingredient wile its way onto my stovetop and into my mouth. Why does God hate me so, to punish me with an unquenchable desire; a thirst for something that I yearn for so deeply, but despise with all my being? What sin have I committed to attract Satan’s own devices to my household? Why is the egg so texture?

#I love eggs I do #but good heavens the texture #it’s really a hit or miss #I can never tell wether I’m gonna like the eggs #this neurodivergent shit sucks

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straight up studying it. and by “it”, well. let’s justr say. what I’m supposed to be

ive developed a new studying technique called not doing it

#tw lies

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I mean, I like cheese. love it, even- but I just throw it in with the rest of the sandwich stuff. am I the weird one here

Okay I’m so thuriughley confused by the people who read tsc and are hung up on the cheese drawer- isn’t that a normal thing? Like i thought everyone had a cheese drawer

Anyways here’s a pol

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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

#Mutuals please #I love to be bothered

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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

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Double text me, annoy me, give me your attention. I love that shit

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wip :]

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Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

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it is so jarring and weird when a fantasy book is like “ok let’s go around the circle and have each character talk about which lgbt umbrella category they identify with” like ok your fantasy world doesn’t have to be feudal europe but can it not be 2023 twitter please

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hate it when I'm eating and my stomach starts growling

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underrated part of petting a cat is when you reach over their head to scratch their back and they bonk their head on ur arm

that’s the stuff………………

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