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new trend called 'heavenmaxxing' basically where you be really kind to others and help little old ladies cross the road & stuff

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Doodles from another crazy magma with @filzy-hans

#OH THANK GOD #more btlcule stuff...

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today at work i rung up a customer and the total was 12.30 and i said “12:30, reminds me of a clock :)” and they kind of smiled at me with confusion and i was like “like the time on a clock, just reminds me of it… 12:30” and they said “i have no idea what you’re talking about…” with an expression of supreme pity and gentleness. after that was finished i turned to my coworker next to me and said “i just bombed so hard with this clock comment” and then realized the customer hadn’t moved and was still standing right next to me. if my fate continues down this path, the customer will probably read this tumblr post as well

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Once again randomly remembered this story about a couple who had a small parrot - pretty sure it was a budgie - who didn't talk but learned to communicate with people in its own way. Once it figured out that people always turn to check their phones when the notification sound comes on, it started making the text message notification sound to request human attention. The parrot also liked to follow people to the door whenever guests were leaving, and would use its wings to pantomime the motions of a person putting their coat on. A very clever, charming bird.

And every once in a while it just randomly hated some people. Not for any real reason, or even reason to suspect bad vibes, but by deciding "fuck this person in particular" for shits and giggles alone. And one time when the owners had invited a new friend to their home, the bird decided that it Did Not Like Her.

So in the middle of polite conversation, the bird - who was free to roam around the apartment at the time - hopped onto the living room coffee table, right in front of the unwanted guest. And in that moment, the owners put two and two together and understood that whatever mischief the bird had decided to do, it was now too late to stop it.

But instead of unleashing the absolute hell that even the tiniest displeased parrot could be capable of, the little budgie made its little "may I have your attention please" cell phone notification sound, and once the guest was focused on the bird, looked at her dead in the eye while doing the putting-my-coat-on wing motion.

The guest did not recognise the pantomime for what it was, but she was nonetheless delighted that the parrot would do a little wing-roll dance for her. And the host couple were at first too stunned and then too polite to tell her how impressive that gesture truly was. Their bird had shown both remarkable restraint and cleverness by using its entire vocabulary of human communication just to say

"I have an important announcement: I think you should leave."

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I LOVE when a medicine commercial can’t show actual symptoms of an illness (because it’s invisible or graphic) so they come up with a wild visual metaphors.

Woman with Bed-in-Middle-of-the-Street Disease. Man with Ominous-Raincloud-Over-Head Symptom. Woman with Every-Chair-is-a-Toilet Disorder.

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squints in bunny rabbit

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I've given Redd such an extended family all because a while back I figured: why not make this bird a double orphan?

And then I got attached to his dead build-parents as much as I'm attached to Clancy and Atticus... and then decided his build-mom, Ariel, survived the mafia murder actually. (And there's an au where his build-dad, Richard, also survives-)

From the top: Grandpa Erik, his wife Ava, and their daughter-in-law Serena-- and their son Avery (Serena's husband & Richard's younger brother)

Then Redd's cousins, Emmy and Penn! They're Avery and Serena's kids!

And then... a family photo of Redd and his build-parents, before the tragic murder that tore them apart.

Then we have Richard and Ariel as they look today, or at least, would look if he'd survived in Richard's case.

And lastly- Redd's half-sister, Verdant! Ariel ended up finding love again with a toon kitsune named Mallory, and so- cogtoon kid!

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So Elvis gets put through a bit of shit in this timeline. Captured by a Cog extremist group, held captive and tortured for information and also just because, stuck in a state between Greened and Dead for who knows how long...

Until it's Redd Heir Wing who tracks him down and rescues him. Not the Toon Resistance, Redd Heir Wing. Elvis understandably is a bit shaken up by the whole ordeal, and in the end, he opts to stay with Redd after he's recovered from his injuries.

He decides to try to aid Redd's cause-- pushing for a peaceful resolution to the Toon-Cog war and the eventual overthrowing of Robert Cyger.

He grows out his hair and bleaches it blond to try to distance himself from the face on the missing posters:

"That guy on the missing posters? That's not me anymore. He died. They left him to die."

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It's Elvis Purrsley Time! Here's the Elvis Purrsley!

Featuring the BTL Polycule concept and also Redd being edgy.

If you're wondering why Elvis is blonde now, it's cause he bleached his hair and grew it out some time after Redd rescued him from his captors that had been holding him prisoner and torturing him basically.

As a result he's got a lot of scars that he keeps covered up.

Scar ref under the cut.

yes he does have a heart-shaped patch of fur on his chest

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Reid loves her dumb, reckless explosion boys!!!

And they love her too, very much.

Fun fact: Reid is the only one of the BTL polycule who doesn't have a tail. Koalas don't have tails!

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It's a little suspicious, I'd like to know some more

Maybe we're not as different as I believed before

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Elvis and Redd's dynamic in the Starverse sure is fun, with the way Elvis thinks of himself, and the tension between them as he tries to set things right.

(song: Occam's Razor by ferry)

#thinking about the starverse again

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Would be so silly if they were both alive

#BRO WAIT NOOOO DOES ELVIS HAVE FUCKIN. ATTICUS ARM??? #ALSO points at really tiny image of redd #PLEASE MY SON BOY

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They called it a 'Team Bonding Exercise'

anyways um when the law breaks- 💥

#YESSSS #PLEASE #BTL POLYCULE??? PLEASE???

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Despite napping all day, Ciabatta likes to sleep between my spouse and I every night.

If we don't get to bed on time, she starts shoving us on the couch until we agree to carry her up to bed like the little princess she is.

Fig 1. Ciabatta snuggling into blankets and waiting for us to finish our night routine

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No paparazzi pls

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A look inside the bunnel

Totoro (the Rex mix on the left) and Attila the Bun (lionhead mix) like being in boxes. When we get long ones, we dub them "bunnels."