endigolikesarson

[endigolikesarson]

My collection of "This Better Not Awaken Anything In Me" lines starring Simon Blackquill.

[endigolikesarson]

when we try to befriend cats we mimic their meows and get down on the ground to their level and try to gently coax them to interact with us right

that horrifying entity mimicking human noises at us maybe just thinks we’re cool and wants to pet us?

[endigolikesarson]

my dad called me at 8:30 am and made me worry there was some sort of emergency but actually he just wanted to know if he could sell my unicycle

[endigolikesarson]

i wish people were normal about fat characters. god bless

[endigolikesarson]

Happy Mother's Day!

[endigolikesarson]

not my usual content, but this just might be my magnum opus

#I WANTED TO DO THIS WITH FRAN TOL #its great #ace attorney #phoenix wright #franziska von karma #maya fey #fox szn #nepo baby fox szn

[endigolikesarson]

Saw a tweet of someone going like "there's a cis guy in our discord (the only cis guy in our discord) who only hangs out with mostly trans people....well at least he's cis for now 👀" and it's like....can we not?

[endigolikesarson]

but really guys

tampons/pads marketed to young kids who just started getting their periods

should be a thing

wrappers with dinosaurs and planets and glitter and cats and sea creatures 

make kids feel comfortable about something natural that happens to their bodies. 

and for goodness sake

don’t sexualize it

[endigolikesarson]

[endigolikesarson]

if you want me to consume a new media you MUST catch me at the exact moment when the stars are aligned and the air pressure is equal to the current degree of the sun’s peak against the horizon and all the cosmic energies are perfectly unified (aka my old interest is fading out) or i will nod and say “im adding that to my list!” Knowing theres no chance i will check it out

[endigolikesarson]

The whole Polybius thing is my favourite conspiracy theory because nearly every individual element of the story is absolutely true, but not for that reason.

Did some early arcade games cause people to suffer hallucinations, memory loss, and short-term personality changes? Yes, they did – because many folks who played them were experiencing close range exposure to bright, rapidly flashing lights for the first time in their lives, and – at the time – public awareness of photosensitive epilepsy was practically nonexistent. Most who had it were undiagnosed, and its symptoms often weren’t recognised when they arose – and if you have no idea what photosensitive epilepsy is, those symptoms might look a lot like alien mind control!

Were early video arcades frequented by serious-looking men in dark suits? Again, yes they were – because they were suspected of being money-laundering fronts for illegal gambling rings, and thus were routinely placed under federal surveillance. And those suspicions weren’t unfounded – it later transpired that many early video arcades were, in fact, money-laundering fronts for illegal gambling rings.

Did arcade cabinets with strange titles and indecipherable gameplay quietly pop up in out-of-the-way places, then vanish shortly thereafter, never to be seen again? Absolutely – because a thriving black market in off-brand bootlegs arose almost immediately. Quality control was nonexistent, so many such cabinets had operational lifespans measured in weeks, and you’d most often see them in arcades with poor locations simply because they were cheap.

It was a perfect storm of largely unrelated factors that added up to the convincing appearance of a shadowy conspiracy, even though each element by itself had a fairly boring explanation.

[endigolikesarson]

[endigolikesarson]

OH GOD OH NO SOMEONE SAVE ME EVERYTHING IS ON FIRE I REGRET MY CHOICES

You live in a house decorated according to your url. What does it look like

[endigolikesarson]

Having your own OC as your Blorbo is great because you will never have to see a bad Fannon brainrot take or awful but inexplicably popular ship involving them, but also I Have To Do Everything Myself Around Here Augh

[endigolikesarson]

a woman holding her boob should be considered a neutral pensive gesture like when a man scratches his beard

[endigolikesarson]

I get what you're saying but could it be that the reason it's mostly explicit fics tagged as trans Apollo is because that's when it's "relevant"

Like, a general fic of Apollo going out to get ice cream could feature either cis or trans Apollo but the fic is just about the guy living his life. So it wouldn't necessarily need to be tagged as trans Apollo Justice hes just existing

That is absolutely true, anon, but it's also true that of the explicit fics which are tagged with trans apollo justice 94% of them have him bottoming and 68% involve and feminine language for his genitals, and a full 15% are explicitly breeding kink.

Kink is not bad! Smut is not bad! Kink about trans people is not bad!

An overwhelming majority of trans Apollo sex fanfiction leaning into uncomfortable stereotypes and tropes is something that we should examine why it's happening.

context link

[endigolikesarson]