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Y'all can keep at it with that “Romeo and Juliet fell in love in five days how immature” shiz but Macbeth went from no murder to yes murder in like one afternoon and I feel like one of those is a significantly bigger problem than the other
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do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared
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endlesslytired · 4 hours
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A hummingbird thought a man’s orange hat was a flower [x]
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endlesslytired · 4 hours
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current obsession is this dude on tiktok who works at a pizza shop and films all his videos as if they were david lynch outtakes
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endlesslytired · 5 hours
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endlesslytired · 10 hours
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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endlesslytired · 12 hours
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I'm so angry I could piss glue
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endlesslytired · 12 hours
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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL
No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕
*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.
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endlesslytired · 12 hours
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all my damage dealing characters died in the second phase so i ended up fighting him with my sole survivor fu xuan and they had a preservation-off
sorry.. sorry.... i am the reason they nerfed aventurine boss fight
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endlesslytired · 13 hours
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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday
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endlesslytired · 13 hours
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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY
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