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the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

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The Terror as unfortunate callsigns part 3 based on this post. Literally the only thing I've been thinking about today.

Part 1 / Part 2 / Part 4

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imagine you make microwave popcorn and by wild chance every single kernel has the same exact popping point and after like a minute in the microwave the bag instantly fills up with a single earsplitting gunshot noise would that be fucked up or what

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GUILTY ON ALL 34 COUNTS

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GUILTY ON ALL 34 FELONY COUNTS

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national holiday

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(Hickeygibson art by @leadandblood)

#goodcollins is sweet #hickeygibson is fucked up in so many juicy ways #goodcollins get a beautiful and much needed hug #but hickeygibson are the only couple to canonically fuck within the show #and they get rat married #and they are made for petty drama #and stabbing as a penetration metaphor #and cannibalism as the ultimate act of intimacy/love #and did I mention that they’re fucked up #I feel bad for goodcollins tho because I need that hug #they’re both such cuddly dudes with fluffy faces and thick jumpers

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(Both by @leadandblood)

#why would you pit two bad bitches against each other #jopzier is closer to canon #but I personally prefer the familial interpretation #and the joplittle dynamic is so funnyyyyyyyy #wet dog x haunted doll #pathetic loser x perfect boy #etc #I by no means want to deny jop his right to fuck that old man #it just doesn’t do it for me as much as the old man adopting him does

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i have a disco elysium quote in my bio and that's lead to the funniest scam email i've gotten.

#gotta love some degeneracy betrayed by some bodies

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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Stern of Endurance, Shackleton's Polar Expedition.

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La Mode illustrée, no. 22, 31 mai 1903, Paris. Costume pour automobile. Cache-poussière. Costume pour cycliste. Modèles de la Maison Finet, 157, rue de Temple. Ville de Paris / Bibliothèque Forney

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These are my kids <3

#goats #soz life