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chicken falin is here so i can finally be extremely normal about her

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Whoa, hey!

Obviously when everyone else is thinking how cool Falin is as a monster, Senshi is thinking of what a nutritional meal full of protein she’d make.

I love drawing in this style, it always makes me want to paint. I would love to do massive oil paintings that look biblical, but instead of depicting Christianity it’s just different anime. People would be all is that Jesus, and I’d be all no it’s Goku from Dragon Ballz.

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Lucifer: mc, you can’t just say “spit in my mouth” when one of us does something you deem attractive

mc: but why not??

Mammon: yeah it’s just saliva, what’s the problem??

Satan: did you know that saliva is almost entirely water? only 0.5 percent of it is anything else, but that tiny portion is full of useful enzymes-proteins that speed up chemical reactions-

Lucifer: stop-

Satan: among these are amylase and ptyalin, which begin to break down sugars in carbohydrates while they are still in our mouths. if we chew a starchy food like bread or potato for a bit longer than normal, we will soon notice a sweetness. unfortunately, bacteria in our mouths like that sweetness, too-

Lucifer: STOP-

Satan: they devour the liberated sugars and excrete acids, which drill through human teeth and give them cavities. other enzymes, notably lysozyme-which was discovered by human scientist alexander fleming before he stumbled onto penicillin-attack many invading pathogens, but not the ones that cause tooth decay, alas.

Satan: …

Lucifer: …

mc: …

mc: spit in my mouth

Lucifer: MC

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Neige and Che'nya: *promised to behave so Vil allowed them to be in the set*

The female lead: MC? Is that your boyfriend?

MC: Yes.

The female lead: ...

The female lead: Does he know we will have a kissing scene today?

MC: *nods* Yes. He's okay with it.

The female lead: Hmm... I guess it's fine because it'll just be a short peck. *chuckles*

Neige and Vil: *holding both of Che'nya's arms*

Che'nya: Nya? :3

Neige: This is just to ensure you won't run in there while the camera rolls.

Vil: Yes, or you'll end up scaring the actress.

Che'nya: I'm a chill boyfriend, nya. :3

Neige and Vil: ...

The female lead: *plants a soft kiss on MC's lips*

Che'nya: *his pupils dilated* *and his ears pinned back*

Neige: ...

Neige: Che'nya? Are you okay?

Che'nya: Hm-hm.

Vil: You're not convincing us.

MC: ...

MC: What happened?

Che'nya: Nya-thing!

Neige and Vil: *feeling a bit exhausted from holding Che'nya back earlier*

MC: ...

Che'nya: By the way, how many kiss scenes do you have to do for this entire movie?

MC: *ponders*

MC: I think that was the first and last one.

Che'nya: Huh? Nya won't be doing that again?

MC: Yes.

Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: *beams* Nyahaha~! Okay~! *then proceeds to jump on MC*

MC: !!!

MC: *managed to catch him so they didn't fall over*

Che'nya: It's your break time, right~? Can we go somewhere? :3

Vil: You should. Neige is here with me anyway.

MC: ...

MC: Alright.

MC and Che'nya: *went to the nearest park*

Che'nya: *clinging on MC*

MC: *holding his hand gently*

Che'nya: Will nya continue to be an actor?

MC: Hmm... I haven't thought about that yet.

MC: Pursuing an acting career is not my priority right now.

Che'nya: Ooh~ So what's your priority, nya? :3

MC: ...

MC: *blushes*

Che'nya: Hmm? What is it? Tell me! Tell me! :3

MC: ...

MC: *mutters*

MC: I want to make a family with you.

Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: *his face turns red*

Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: How about we start now?

MC: ...

MC: Are you serious-

*A little girl bumps into them.*

The little girl: Oof-

MC: Oh. Are you alright?

The little girl: *her cat ears twitched* *looks up* My nose hurts...

Che'nya: ...

The girl's caretaker: Chessie! Why did you run away like that?!

Chessie: I don't want to be in the orphanage anymore! *cries*

The caretaker: *sigh*

MC and Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: She's an orphan?

The caretaker: Y-Yes.

Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: We'll adopt her.

MC and the caretaker: Huh?

Vil: You two were gone for two hours just to tell us that you got married and adopted a child?

MC: I'm sorry...

Che'nya: Look, Neige! Our daughter! :3

Neige: Aww~! She's a cat like you!

Chessie: ...

Chessie: *cries* Mommy! *calling to MC*

Che'nya: Hm? :3

Vil: ...

Vil: It seems that this girl likes you more.

MC: ...

Neige: Chessie? Do you like MC more than your Papa Che'nya?

Chessie: *sniffles* *nods*

Vil: Why?

Chessie: Mommy is pretty.

Vil, Neige, and Che'nya: ...

MC: *blushes in embarrassment*

Che'nya: ...

Che'nya: How about me? :3

Chessie: You're a fashion disaster! *cries*

Vil and Neige: Pft-

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enoe-of-noen · 4 hours

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I said I would clean it up so I did and also added some more panels lol. Either Alastor is really hungry for some meat or he's some form of a secret freak.

[ Here's a link to the OG post ] which btw i did not expect people to like it so much (•_•) glad to know my silly jokes resonate with other people lol

Also of course a transcript down below because my handwriting can sometimes be atrocious:

[Panel one] Charlie: Heeeey Al! So, really weird question- [Panel two] Charlie: What's you favorite meal? (For no reason in particular-) [Panel four] Alastor: Lamb Chops. [Panel five] Charlie: Huh-? Alastor: I misspoke! It's jambalaya. [Panel six] Vaggie: Uh... you got lambchops from jambalaya? Vaggie: And didn't you tell us you prefer venison? [Panel seven] Alastor: Both cuts of meat are delicious in their own way, my dear! [Panel eight] Alastor: Preferably raw.

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Lucifer and Lilith as morticia and gomez again ✨💕

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Chimera Falin and marcille sketches

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MC: So you want me to sell these cookies?

Sam: Yes, little imp!

MC: Okay. What kind of cookies are these by the way?

Sam: Ice cream sandwich cookies. They need to be sold out before this afternoon.

MC: EZ.

MC: *barges into Diasomnia*

MC: MAL, I'VE GOT YOU COOKIES! TEN MADOL EACH!

Malleus: ...

Malleus: *pulls out some cash* Is this enough?

Sebek and Silver: ...

Sebek: Waka-sama?

Malleus: *already eating one of the ice cream sandwich cookies* Hm?

Sebek: ...

Silver: MC, do you always run to Malleus when you're selling something?

MC: Yes. Because he never said no.

Silver: I see.

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Buddy is this even armor if your whole abdomen is exposed? I think not

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MC: I feel like I have done something that would haunt me for years.

Lilia, Sebek, and Silver: ...

Silver: Should we tell them?

Sebek: No.

Lilia: Yes.

MC: ...

MC: What is it?

Silver: You did something with Malleus.

MC: With Hornton?

Lilia: Do you want me to help you figure it out?

MC: Oh. Yes, please.

Lilia: *picks a flower* You see this?

MC: *nods*

Lilia: *plucks its petal gently*

MC: ...

MC: Okay? I don't get it.

Sebek: Oh my seven— This idiot! YOU MADE LOVE WITH WAKA-SAMA!

MC: ...

MC: Oh.

MC: ...

MC: I had the guts to do that?

Lilia: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Silver: ...

Silver: Honestly, you flirting with Malleus while everyone was watching will forever haunt me in my dreams.

Lilia: Not me. I was impressed.

Lilia: You even asked Maleficia for her permission.

MC: ...

MC: Wow...

MC: Where's Hornton by the way?

Lilia: He's in Briar Valley right now. I believe he's preparing for the wedding.

MC: Oh. Okay.

Lilia: *laughs*

Sebek: *doesn't like how they're so chill about it*

Silver: *thinking of ways to erase that memory from his brain*

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enoe-of-noen · 12 hours

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hi falin hiiii (titties out vr on twitter)

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enoe-of-noen · 20 hours

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laios shrimp

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It just makes a lot of sense why Marcille and Laios would be good friends, really, because Marcille Will Tell You What Is On Her Mind. If she doesn't like something, she throws a tantrum. If she's down to clown, she clowns like a champ. If she has an opinion, she voices it clearly and concisely. Laios knows exactly where Marcille stands in pretty much every topic.

On Marcille's end, she's down to clown more than people give her credit for. Laios said "yo let's play with these bones and rearrange them in funny ways" and Marcille joined right in. Like, yeah, she'll want to bonk his skull in sometimes, but aside from the monster and dungeon (well, she does have this one, just differently) fascination, she's pretty much in the same wavelength as Laios when it comes to most things.

Which is cool! Because they could've made them hostile siblings in law but they are besties actually.

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