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adult hood is just

*buys a half gallon of milk* *uses it all within a few days* *decided to buy a gallon of milk to not run out before next shopping trip* *uses a teaspoon of milk that week and it goes bad somehow* *buys a quart of milk instead so it won’t go bad* *uses it in one day* *buys a quart and a half gallon of milk because the gallon was too much but the half gallon was not enough* *only uses the half gallon* *gives up on milk for a few days in general* *buys a gallon of milk again just to tempt fate* *somehow uses all of it without realizing and then has to eat sad cereal with like the 5 drops of remaining milk*

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job interviewer: ok thats all for me do you have any questions before we move on?

me: what if a dracula show up 😰

interviewer: omg fuck😖 no. just no.

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Palestinian gofundme’s with zero donations as of May 11, 2024:

URGENT: Evacuate My Diabetic Kid Out of GAZA WAR

Help Abood Evacuate Gaza, Rebuild, and Pursue Education

Saving a dental student and his family from war

Family evacuation

Help me to complete my education

We are raising 6000$ to allow Razan to leave Gaza

Save Me, So I Can Live and Continue My Life Safely

Donate to help me and my family in Gaza

They helped Abdullah's family to escape the war on

Gaza Hope: Support Belal, Ameera & Baby Hala

Help Nada and her family to survive in Gaza

Help Ayah to pursuing her education

Help Leen get out of Gaza and get the treatment

Help Ahmed Mughani's brother & companion evacuate

Urgent Appeal for Maria's Medical Treatment

Helping me and my family.

Donte to save my mother from death in Gaza

Support Hadeel for education abroad

Evacuate young Dr Oday and family from Gaza

Help Support samah Family Evacuate from Gaza

Helping me and my family get out of Gaza

A Dream Deferred: A Student's Journey from Gaza

Support Aya's Family's Journey to Safety

help me and my family evacuate from death in Gaza

Support Youssef and Afnan's Medical Journey

Help Abdallah to continue his studies and dream

Support Jamil's Journey to Heart Surgery

HELP ABDALLAH AND HIS FAMILY EVACUATE FOR MEDICAL TR

Help Ahmed and Heba Breathe Easier in Gaza

Help me treat my father, my brother, and my family in Gaza.

Help Us Escape the Horrors of War and Save Zahra’s Life

Help Hadeel to Evacuate from Gaze & Resume her Dreams

Rebuilding Dreams : A medical student's in Gaza Genocide

Donate to support us to restore our home and our lives

Please help my father to receive treatment outside Gaza

Help my family to get out of Gaza

Help Maram and her daughter!

Help treat Jud and Fares after they were injured in the Gaza

I need urgent help for my son, Louay, who has autism.

Help me evacuate Gaza and treat my hand urgently

Help Mohammed and Doaa’s Family Find Safety

Help Darren's Family Survive in Rafah

Help my aunt Wala from gaza

Help Ali and Naema get out of Gaza

Help tariq's family survive the war in gaza

Help me, my children, and my wife to leave Goza

No Survival Without You : Help Malak,And Her Family Survive

Help for my children and family life

Urgent Support for Zainab and Mais's Medical Care fom Gaza

Help Israa leave Gaza and complete its treatment

Help Zain's family evacuate Gaza so he can get medical help

Help my family to get out of Gaza

Donate for peace to us

Help me to get out of Gaza & Back to my studies

Give Sami & his family a chance to get out of Gaza

Help Baraa's family get out of Gaza and not die

Overcoming Obstacles: From Gaza to Education

Help saja to get out of gaza

Evacuate Hamoudy from Gaza for medical treatment!

Help my family escape Gaza and receive Medical aid

Help My Family In Gaza

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reminder that donating just a few $ to gofundme campaigns actually helps, you don't have to donate huge amounts if you don't have the funds, every little bit is useful. give $10, $5, even $1. it all adds up. don't scroll past because you think you can't help. help in your own capacity. donate a dollar. share and speak up.

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please don't buy keffiyah from unknown sources

for example: lots of keffiyah are being sold on amazon by chinese fast fashion companies

please buy keffiyah from palestinian sources

here is an example

here is another

if you can't for some reason, please consider the most ethical choice you possibly can, or just donating the money you would have spent on one to a gaza supporting organization instead

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Here’s a link to a petition to protect Native American land in NC from a gas station chain which poses immense environmental threats, has violated workers rights, and will destroy land with historical significance to natives. My ancestors traveled the trading path they plan to build over. Please sign if you have a moment

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Saying goodnight when you're online is so funny because every time you'll be posting 15 minutes later like "I'm not an expert on the ottoman empire but"

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this image is making me throw up with laughter for some reason

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The VLC in VLC media player stands for Vagina Labia Cervix

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So no clit?

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#touhou #THE ORIGINAL

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Google is using ai generated search results and it's frustrating bc this was the result for asking what games where in the gen 2 of pokemon

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Parents really like to do this thing where if their kid is currently "in trouble" they will tell you about it, out loud, in front of the same kid, even if you're a total stranger. "This is my son and he's grounded right now for not doing his homework" they say, while said son just looks at the ground embarrassed. They want you to play along and reinforce their authority like "gaaasp! Homework is so important!! Listen to your mother!!!!" so obviously we all understand in this situation that we should really say "hell yeah kid fuck the system" right

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yknow i never noticed the sheer rareness of images having ids or alt text on this website until i started adding alt text to my art (and trying to remember to add it to any images i post in general, especially text screenshots) and that makes me kinda sad

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new favorite phrase as of late. "i will admit". thats me. the admitterrrrrrr

#holly.txt

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why must it always be 'peppering'. why can't i salt my lover with kisses. paprika my lover with kisses. 3 tablespoons chili powder 2 teaspoons ground cumin 1/2 teaspoons oregano my lover with kisses