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Me and my friend quote this to each other all the time LOL
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I live for those pics of cats that got onto sports fields on live tv
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Parents reveal the hilarious reasons why their kid is crying (x)
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we joke and jest but there’s literally nothing more ‘monkey brain’ than the primal urge to climb things
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This morning at brunch the server came out and he was like "unfortunately we don't have ice right now because a server just broke a glass in it" and we were all like "no that's fine I think an element of danger at brunch is sexy and fun" and he was like no absolutely I get that but I still can't let you eat glass at my job
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Instagram ads piss me off. Like, yes, I do want those black waterproof boots embroidered with a gold sun and moon, but I hate that you know that about me. I hate the little AI oracles sitting in their digital caves making algorithmic prophecies about my spending habits, then sending sending their electronic servants to me with hedonistic temptations targeted at my weaknesses... I’ve already got nice boots, thanks!
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every line of this tweet hits like a punch in the face
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Stop to smell the roses. #4biddenknowledge rp @donnyarcade
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Math proves that capitalism sucks and that capitalists are greedy.
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reminder to self: quit drinking alone bc you always end up crying
kinda lame how you can see yourself losing your best friend and you know its gotta cut off eventually ://
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kinda lame how you can see yourself losing your best friend and you know its gotta cut off eventually ://
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the other day i was perusing the dessert options in the dining hall and this group of absolute stereotypical frat boy types were also milling around the desserts and one of them pointed to the strawberry pastries and said to the others “what’s the vibe with these, boys?” and i haven’t been able to get that sentence out of my head since
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