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you have GOT to remember when watching the new doctor who that the question is not is this good. doctor who is only ever actually 'good' once a season at most. THE ONLY QUESTION IS is it fun, camp, and has aliens. also remember the worst doctor who showrunner is always the current doctor who showrunner. now go watch the new episodes as god intended like you're ten years old and still remember how to experience joy and whimsy.

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Mobility assistance

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DOCTOR WHO — THE MARK OF THE RANI (Season 22 - Story 3) ››› Kate O’Mara as The Rani ››› Anthony Ainley as The Master

#ushas vc: koschei you fucking moron what does it look like I'm doing

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3 components of worldbuilding:

1. The author’s kinks

2. The author’s power fantasy

3. The author’s political agenda

Plot and logic optional

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the implication that the doctor can hear non diagetic music means the fact that they can't recognise the master is even funnier. babe this mysterious stranger is not your new bestie there is a minor chord playing right now

#doctor who spoilers

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having a new villain show up and pull out the “you killed my father” card only to go “thanks, i always hated the bitch” has to be lowkey one of the funniest things in the devil’s chord though

#doctor who spoilers

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Apparently you can just do whatever, such as getting your university to reimburse you for a copy of lungbarrow because it’s relevant to your research, which I put in a proposal for and it somehow worked, so like, really there aren’t rules to any of this if you have the gay audacity,

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Prime Video: So, Good Omens Season 2 

Neil Gaiman: Yes

Prime Video: What‘s the Story? 

Neil Gaiman: No story, just vibes.

Prime Video: Neil, we need a little more to work with. 

Neil Gaiman: Okay, do you remember Sister Theresa Garrulous and Sister Loquacious from Season 1?

Prime Video: Yes?

Neil Gaiman: They‘re in a coffee shop AU.

Prime Video: Aaaand?

Neil Gaiman: And they need to fall in love. 

Prime Video: But Neil what about Crowley and Aziraphale?

Neil Gaiman: Oh, don‘t worry. They‘re already in love. 

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Dorian and Ashton being the ones panicking the most when Orym and Fearne are missing is delicious

#cr spoilers #critical role

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"why did I run? I never run." bestie this is the characters running down corridors show

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this is the best thing i have ever seen in my life

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Doctor, have you been working all night again?

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Penny for them, Miss Grant?

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"I don't like the Jack Harkness test because it means it's okay to fuck Scooby Doo"

yes that's the entire damn point of the Harkness test. The Harkness Test doesn't exist to say you have to fuck Scooby Doo. The Harkness Test exists to say that it is morally/ethically fine for someone to want to fuck Scooby Doo, because Scooby Doo can give informed consent and communicate as such.

the reason you don't like it is because none of you are self-aware enough to realize how incredibly fucking puritan all of you are when it comes to fucking

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I-I'm sorry but I can't stop thinking about this