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guess wwho just remembered their accounts email and passwword

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guilty as charged

reblog if ur a fish whore

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((this belongs here too))

((Two things!

First: sorry I’ve been gone for like three weeks. I flew out to Alabama to take care of my sister after her surgery, and I should be home Dec.2nd and will be around more after that.

Two: if you feel the need to harass and insult people on anon just because you don’t like their rp you’re a piece of shit. Just because you’re bitter and dissatisfied with your own life and rp doesn’t mean other people are. there’s absolutely no goddamn reason to be mean for meanness’s sake, so go be sad in your own corner and leave other people out of your childish tantrums.))

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$5+ Pay What You Want Commissions

Okay, I’m great at procrastinating when I really shouldn’t be, so as much as I want to spend time looking for perfect examples for these sketches I’m not going to because… well, it’s procrastinating. So, here we go, no more time wasted! Everyone who’s following me knows what my sketches look like, and if not you can search either my ‘slugart’ tag, or ‘sketch’ or ‘sketches’. 

I’m now offering sketched headshots for $5! If you’d like more than a basic sketch, I’m also doing these PWYW and extra money gets you extra things including but not limited to: more detail, inks, colors, graduating from headshot to bust/waist-up/etc. 

Message me here on tumblr if you’re interested, either via inbox or via tumblr messenger. Feel free to signal boost, too! Thank you! ♥

paypal: [email protected] patreon: https://www.patreon.com/dogslug ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/dogslug

#ooc

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12. Do you use toys? What kind? 25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex.

for 12 sometimes but not alwwaysnothing too wwild but sometimes vvariety is the spice a life

for 25hmmthere are a lot a perfect scenarios for sex but i like to start things out by takin someone out on a nice date do the wwinin an dinin thingwwere havvin a good time maybe end up goin back to one a our hivves an wwere tearin our clothes off each other as soon as wwe stumble in the door pushin each other up against the wwall like animals 

that sorta thingi like a sloww build up that erupts into passion at the drop of a hat

#nsfww #nsfw #wicked-honktraband

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17. Does pain turn you on?

wwhose pain

yeah either wway

#nsfww #nsfw #allcatsaregreyt

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wwhen bitches think seadwwellers aint shit out a the wwater

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16. Would you participate in a threesome?

depends on wwho its wwith but generally the answwer is definitely yes

#nsfww #nsfw #wicked-honktraband

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Easy Answer Smut

Send a sentence and my muse will respond with a short answer.

1. Swallow cum or take it in the ass/pussy? 2. Favorite place to cum/be cummed on? 3. Give or receive oral? 4. Top or bottom? 5. Favorite pet name to be called in bed? 6. Favorite name to call your partner in bed? 7. Ass or titties? 8. On the floor or against the wall? 9. Describe the sexiest lingerie you can think of. 10. Body shots? 11. Best place to have sex? 12. Do you use toys? What kind? 13. Best song to fuck to? 14. Daddy kink? 15. Funniest thing to happen during sex? 16. Would you participate in a threesome? 17. Does pain turn you on? 18. Weirdest place you’ve had sex? 19. Would you sext or send nudes? 20. Would you eat ass? 22. Would you wear a collar? 23. Do you watch porn? What kind? 24. Kinkiest thing you’ve done? 25. Describe the perfect scenario for sex. 26. Pubes or clean shaven? 27. Favorite position? 28. How loud are you during sex?

#sure wwhy not #nsfww #nsfw

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Destroy the idea that it’s humble to hate yourself. Destroy the idea that loving yourself is conceited.

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how-to: character conversations

There is nothing more discouraging when your character is trying to converse, but the other character keeps shutting you down or alternately, does not reciprocate.  It can be disheartening, exhausting, and no fun.  Even more importantly, it’s bad RPing. 

Examples of shut downs:

the character keeps giving negative responses

the character will answer questions but then will offer no follow-up

there is a lot of internal exposition, but then the character only responds with a word or two

the character belittles or dismisses the other character’s thoughts, suggestions, questions, then does not add anything

the character is too shy or afraid to speak or take any action; waits for the other character to take initiative

the character challenges the other character to impress them somehow, before they decide to engage

the character refuses to engage in any way: refuses to consider ideas, shows no interest, abruptly leaves

If you realize your character consistently uses a few of these tactics, you may think: “but my character is grumpy/an asshole/anti-social/really shy/scared/bitchy/a loner/hates people/has issues!  It’s natural for them to act that way!“

This might be true, but the Mun/Player does not have to write that way.  There is a difference between the Mun’s character’s personality, and the Mun’s writing. RPing is interactive and it’s a two-way street.  As a Mun, it is your responsibility to figure out how to be engaging and encouraging to your partner, regardless of your character’s personality.

Below the cut are some suggested ways to improve RP interaction, and make things fun for both RP thread partners.

There are three sections:

Classic Improv

‘The Best’ vs ‘Show Your Work’

Are You Not Entertained?

Keep reading

#ooc #rp/writing tips

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53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

texted wwith @ii-hate-everythiing for a wwhile

#ask meme #allcatsaregreyt

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents?

02: Who did you last say “I love you” to?

03: Do you regret anything?

04: Are you insecure?

05: What is your relationship status?

06: How do you want to die?

07: What did you last eat?

08: Played any sports?

09: Do you bite your nails?

10: When was your last physical fight?

11: Do you like someone?

12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours?

13: Do you hate anyone at the moment?

14: Do you miss someone?

15: Have any pets?

16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment?

17: Ever made out in the bathroom?

18: Are you scared of spiders?

19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance?

20: Where was the last place you snogged someone?

21: What are your plans for this weekend?

22: Do you want to have kids? How many?

23: Do you have piercings? How many?

24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)?

25: Do you miss anyone from your past?

26: What are you craving right now?

27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart?

28: Have you ever been cheated on?

29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry?

30: What’s irritating you right now?

31: Does somebody love you?

32: What is your favourite color?

33: Do you have trust issues?

34: Who/what was your last dream about?

35: Who was the last person you cried in front of?

36: Do you give out second chances too easily?

37: Is it easier to forgive or forget?

38: Is this year the best year of your life?

39: How old were you when you had your first kiss?

40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked?

51: Favourite food?

52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason?

53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night?

54: Is cheating ever okay?

55: Are you mean?

56: How many people have you fist fought?

57: Do you believe in true love?

58: Favourite weather?

59: Do you like the snow?

60: Do you wanna get married?

61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby?

62: What makes you happy?

63: Would you change your name?

64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed?

65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around?

67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to?

68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

69: Do you believe in soulmates?

70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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Drowning for the fear meme

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#wwhoevver you are anon you can fuck right off #((ooc: you don't have to fuck off anon lol)) #Anonymous

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snakes.

eh maybe a 3

im not really scared of em but i dont like em creepin around 

#allcatsaregreyt

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Send my muse a fear you see them having, and they will rate it from 0-10 depending on how much it frightens them.

0 being “I’m not scared of that at all” to 10 being “NOPE NOPE NOPE”