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tumblr poll simulator

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perfect boy .

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Someone messaged me to tell me they had small boobs and then blocked me

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people who advocate for keeping cats indoors: have legitimate sources and compelling reasons for their position, along with ways to keep indoor cats happy

people who advocate for allowing their cats outdoors: my cat is somehow smarter than every other outdoor cat that has ever died horribly. birds don’t deserve to exist as much as my cat deserves to have fun.

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My niece had wanted to see the puppies tonight but I had to explain that they were still at home because they had tummy aches (white lie). And she wanted to know why.

@wolfchanw : Well, they went to the doctor today to have surgery to remove their testicles and now they have tummy aches

Niece: *thinking hard* Sometimes, when I go to the doctor and he removes MY testicles I get a tummy ache too!

To say I nearly died laughing....

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No in between. Reblog if you vote pleas

#Comfortably Warm (:

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I need to be kidnapped by kind aliens who take me to the alien vet and they know exactly what's wrong with me and they cure me and feed me nutritious meals

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people are saying do it scared, but you also gotta do it alone. you'll miss out on so much you want to do if you wait til someone will do it with you. do it scared and do it alone.

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reblog if you prioritize women to the point you mock people for liking m/f or m/m ships. im insane

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#mine is 5 years old (:

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ive never held hands with a boy before what if i get pregnant

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I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

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Krobus is enjoying the new waterfalls...

#stardew valley

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