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held on til may. now what
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“I watch him in the kitchen, and I think of how much it hurts to love somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It’s not the love that hurts; it’s the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love.”
— Augusten Burroughs, Magical Thinking
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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker
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“phones are disrupting natural sleep cycles” I mean true but also bold of you to assume I had one before the tech boom lol catch me out here reading chapter books by the light of my light up pens in the third grade
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Michelangelo
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i have been meaning to reach out to you but the window was open and everything seemed so lovely outside so i forgot.. but i still love you give me just a minute
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i want to be a sweet and friendly girl but there’s all this anxiety. and the horrors
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wish i could call in bitchy to work
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don't want to go to the club) the imagination
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somebody get that girl a large sized beverage before she loses it completely
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wait babe before we move on i need to break every barrel in this room to check for hidden items
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