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*Meanwhile, on Twitter

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This is so sad

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To all friends, followers and silent audience: check out for “master of buttcat” or “masterofbuttcat” on google now and then. We will be there.

Hello censors, political correctors and all you underfucked and overworked decision-makers at tumblr.

Here is what will happen to tumblr:

1.) Your purge sweeps away millions of blogs. Means also their interactions, friendship, community.

2.) All will move to reddit, twitter, bdsmlr and others.

3.) Still iOS app store will not add you again.

4.) You will try to kinda improve by offering hundreds of designs and contents.

5.) Nobody will take notice.

6.) Nobody will use you anymore. All your guidelines are the same as facebook’s. And your lost users and those you’ll never reach are there already.

7.) You will be skipped from mobile-displays, your app will be deleted within days.

8.) You will share your place in web-history with myspace, yahoo and windows NT.

Farewell. Happy suicide!

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Little pussy matters

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