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nobodys paying attention to me so im going to microwave forks and knives

#gordon freeman

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wyd after smoking this

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#new vegas #gambling 😔 #Also grabbing footage for a trailer I'm working on #and that game is gambling related as well #so still gambling

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my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

#I think I'd kill multiple people for the first one

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fake ass oversharer i saw you deleting that personal post

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unavoidable that you will be the villain in someone else's story. You will be painted in an unfavorable light. You will be the irredeemable one. and all of this will happen despite how nice you might usually be or how kind or how respectful or how warm. and you will just have to move on.

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You know it’s summer when all the gay furries on my dash are drawing their sonas with popsicles sitting in front of fans

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the mr beast extension has created a thumbnail that made me laugh so hard my body started hurting

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my dad on a rollercoaster

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we all live in a yaoi submarine

#they wrote this about the time they all jerked off together

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Movies, TV shows, books, podcasts, anything counts! Bonus points if you put what scared you in the tags. Wondering how common it is to be Spooked™

#one time I was pulling an all nighter for work #and I took occaisional 5 minute breaks to scroll tiktok #and this was when mlp infection AUs were really popular #and since I was barely awake I kept borderline hallucinating that the zombie ponies were looking through my windows and shit 💀

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tumblr was designed in a lab to be a personal purgatory for ppl with moral ocd i think