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monica......

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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saw I trap: hey girlie! this guy is dead. but he has a key in his tummy!! could you get it out to save yourself??

saw traps II and up: preform brain surgery on yourself then eat your own arm then watch your wife be brutally murdered then melt all your skin off with this acid then kill 7 innocent bystanders. you have 45 seconds. now you'll think twice about taking antidepressants.

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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All this about not getting to see John Lennon on twitter but I think the real tragedy is that Freddie Mercury never had an instagram

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I cant believe this tweet is how I find out

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Grandmas were so right about puzzles and knitting and crocheting and solitaire and reading slow and slippers and baking and watching deer in the backyard send post

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

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The Magicians (2015 - 2020) ⤷ Summer Yasmine Bishil as Margo Hanson

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directors using colorful or "impossible" lighting to convey mood and meaning and beauty my beloved. directors making night scenes impossible to see for the sake of realism my beloathed.

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Can we all agree that Dwight Schrute is hot? Don't come at me, I dont make the rules but that man is FINE. Rainn Wilson can turn any stupid losers into very sexy stupid losers.

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Have you seen my the magicians tattoo?

I designed it and Goutte Noire (follow her on insta) tattooed it.

What do you think?

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Community – 6.10: Basic R.V Repair and Palmistry

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Scream (1996) + Iconic Quotes

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Grey's Anatomy 12.11

Unbreak My Heart

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Heartbreak High | 2.08 Boys Don't Cry

Bonus: Malakai's burned letter