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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine

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Horniness is not intrinsically less pure than any other human motivation

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Declaring bankruptcy after buying 1 sandwich and 2 books

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you will live and you will say the wrong things and make mistakes and people will love you anyways.

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Eddie trying to break up with Steve over something small in guilt, even though it wasn't his fault, and Steve worming the admission out of him. Eddie tries to insist "we'd be better off friends" and, casual as anything, Steve just shrugs bc "I'm sorry, I don't see you that way. We still on for our date tomorrow?"

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i need to stand ankle deep in a creek about this

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The primal urge to bite is strong

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that one picture doing the rounds

Something something, different first meeting, enemies to lovers, modern au, something something

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idk how to flirt but i can make things awkward if you're into that

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Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

#LOVE this

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Drunk Robin: Don't fear death, fear the state you will die in.

Drunk Eddie, whispering fearfully: New Jersey.

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sleepy boy 💤

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I'm just a teenage dirtbag, baby, like y o u (insp x, x)