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𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘥
Ind. Priv. Sel. Stan Marsh
Written by Aria
Overhauled and edited from myquietxmountaintown
Ships-- Eric Cartman
Kyle Broflovski
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So I already told this to one person, but I’m moving Stan over to a new blog that is a sideblog attached to my Tweek. I’m doing the same thing for my Kevin Stoley as well. These two will now be in the same blog alongside my long since accidentally deleted Damien muse. So if you want to still interact with those two, you can now find them over at @ravcnhcads
thank you and I’m sorry this has been a dead blog but I will try to bring Stan back on this new blog as best I can!!
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So I already told this to one person, but I’m moving Stan over to a new blog that is a sideblog attached to my Tweek. I’m doing the same thing for my Kevin Stoley as well. These two will now be in the same blog alongside my long since accidentally deleted Damien muse. So if you want to still interact with those two, you can now find them over at @ravcnhcads
thank you and I’m sorry this has been a dead blog but I will try to bring Stan back on this new blog as best I can!!
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So I already told this to one person, but I’m moving Stan over to a new blog that is a sideblog attached to my Tweek. I’m doing the same thing for my Kevin Stoley as well. These two will now be in the same blog alongside my long since accidentally deleted Damien muse. So if you want to still interact with those two, you can now find them over at @ravcnhcads
thank you and I’m sorry this has been a dead blog but I will try to bring Stan back on this new blog as best I can!!
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@nextgenkittens starter call
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ I mean, a trip to British Columbia isn’t the same as getting arrested and sent to Peru-- ‘ That had to be the most extreme thing he’d ever said. Now that he thought about it, that was a poor choice of words. ‘ The people there were really nice, scenery was beautiful. I dunno what else to tell you, dude. ‘
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@dxntstareatmybraces starter call
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ Mom probably got the better gifts-- Considering she was picking them out left and right. ‘ Stan chuckled and put his heap of laundry into the basket after folding it, his hand raised to rub at his eyes. He was tired-- Tired and glad that his sister did decide to stop by. Even if it was just to see Sharon. ‘ I have something myself for you-- But it’s not as good as anything she got you. ‘
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Alright so I got no muse for Tweek so I wanna take a shot at Stan again. With that being said-- I’ll make this a starter call. Like this for a starter of Stan coming back from a vacation of some kind.
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⚡️ why do you think your big sister is so cool and such a great sister?
Stan’s Honesty Corner
@dxntstareatmybraces
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ You wanna know why? Because I stopped holding a grudge against you for all the bullshit you put me through. Because as I grew to be your age, I finally understood how you felt. And I realized what you acted out on, and I grew to respect you for putting up with your own shit while dealing with mine. ‘
#◉ 𝗍𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗐𝖾𝖾𝗇 ◉ (asks )#//Here Shelly#//Have a sappy ass brother#dxntstareatmybraces
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SEND “⚡️” AND A QUESTION AND MY MUSE WILL BE FORCED TO ANSWER HONESTLY
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stripesayshi:
“What can I say? I love my healthy relationship with my
husband that I’ve been with for six fucking years.”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ Okay, that’s you and Tweek though. Seriously, leave my own preferences of guys out of this. ‘
#stripesayshi#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#Alright#are you done ripping on Cartman now?#Or is there still juice in there?
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stripesayshi:
“Considering how much you’re up Cartman’s
ass, I’d say you’d projecting a little bit there.”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ And you’re not really far up Tweek’s? I find that very hard to believe. And I’m not projecting, I’m stating fact. ‘
#stripesayshi#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#I never said she was a bitch#I said if you piss her off she will return the favour#but I never said she was a bitch
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stripesayshi:
“Assmunch? Weak.”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ Oh please, I think it’s a fitting name. ‘
#stripesayshi#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#Dude no#there is no point#Shelly literally has nothing in common with Cartman as far as I'm concerned#and I've known those two almost all my life#I'm not even going to start with that bit about your own sister#Shelly is twice her damn age why are you even bringing her into it?
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stripesayshi:
“…Seriously?”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ You bet your ass seriously. ‘
#stripesayshi#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#woah woah woah there!#You might wanna back that train up assmunch#Shelly was not and never will be fat#she was only loud when you pissed her off#and she only beat up a bitch when you pissed her off and so much as looked at her the wrong way#yes not the perfect sister#but still my sister#so don't come in here and insult her in front of me!
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authoriitah:
“And this is exactly why I like you best.”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ That right? Well, good to see I’ve climbed the ranks. ‘
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stripesayshi:
“Who’s being funny?”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ I’m... I’m not even going to give you the satisfaction on this one. ‘
#stripesayshi#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#Okay yeah I'll admit Tweek is kinda cute#but jesus let me like the guys I like#stout loud and ready to take a bitch out#god damn
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authoriitah:
“Yeah, really. Kenny is a fucking dick and called me fat.”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ Pfft, that’s Kenny though. Kyle probably would have almost said the same thing depending. I think you’re fine. ‘
#authoriitah#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#//always got a compliment for Cartman nowadays
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authoriitah:
“Aaw, Stan! The best thing I’ve heard all night!”
𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ What? Really? Aw, glad to help make your night better. ‘
#authoriitah#◉ 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗎𝗉𝖽𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗍𝗎𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀? ◉ ( replies )#//best response from Stan#//a good boy
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𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ Haha, sooooo funny, Craig. ‘
“… And this is why we aren’t friends.”
#♛ in this world; his world ♛ ( ic )#stripesayshi#I don't say anything about you and Tweek#The hell man?#I came out to have a good time and I'm feeling attacked dude
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