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sometimes when I'm bored, I go through the list of recent bad faith Wikipedia edits that have since been reverted. a lot of them are politically contentious/offensive topics that attract crazies and trolls in general, but sometimes there are completely innocent inoffensive articles that people attack for no reason. some guy yesterday vandalized the article on the chemical element francium

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supervisor at work desperately wants me to try her herbal mushroom coffee and I looked at the insert and it has cordyceps in it ‘for stamina’ and don’t get me wrong I’m sure it’s a normal edible non-parasitic variety but there IS a little part of me that’s like. oh so that’s what they’re calling it now

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Important News

He's gone

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so there’s this trans wizard and no one can remember the wizards pronouns and we’re all to scared to ask cuz the wizard has a pretty short temper and the wizard might curse us or penis blast us if we ask the wizard for the wizards pronouns or mess up the wizards pronouns so we all just call the wizard ‘the wizard’ in place of pronouns

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bathrooms SHOULD be binary but it should be for drugs/for peeing

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Lots of people think the opposite of patriarchal messaging is “actually, men are bad and women are good”

When in reality, the opposite of patriarchal messaging is “there is no immutable difference between a man and a woman and no trait belongs only to one group or the other. Goodness or badness is entirely individual and not tied to gender in any meaningful way”

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wanna try one of those "russian roulette" polls, hang on

before is an ancient tomb of treasure, gleaming in the light of your lantern, nine of them are free for the taking, but one, often taken the most, will kill you upon contact

you consider your options, trying to avoid glancing at the dusty bones at your feet

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hobbits were the peak of civilization in tolkien verse. jobs were Gardening, Stall At The Farmer’s Market, or Mailman. Shoes OFF, capris ON, 6 meals a day, high and fat as all shit. Names like Daddy Twofoot….why the fuck are we horny for elves

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Bein’ a vampire is actually way less sexy when you consider you must now live a life without garlic knots

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person who posted this originally made it unrebloggable so fuck you it’s mine now

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