exponentialb-zukas

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ANT ARMY GOOOOO!!!

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The easiest solution to this is to, ouch— pour water over myself.

And so I will.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//GO AWAY ANTS!! #rocket accidentally left food outside again

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bald grandpa

I am not. BALD!

#phighting parody #phighting zuka #phighting! #bzuka #//guys should i draw zuka with my hair hc just to prove yall #some of u might oogle #go crazy when i do

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Couldnt ya have asked first?

…Who am I kidding, just give it back. I kept getting stared at all day in Crossroads!

Someone took my darn hat.

AGAIN.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//HI HIII WELCOME TO THE CHAOS!!

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nother doodle dump (ft. retrospring answers!! @ grainlord over there if you’d like to ask anythin)

flipside smp stargazer design for these last two ^^

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Someone took my darn hat.

AGAIN.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//he was sleeping in his truck and he woke up bald

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… I got nothing to hide nor explain.

This is the ugly truth your father has been hiding from you all this time..

HUH???? I ALWAYS WONDERED....

@exponentialb-zukas EXPLAIN???

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #//LMMAAAOOOOO

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So thats what the B in B. Zuka stands for.. (bald)

Being bald is fun, you should try it sometime.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//hes lying #hes not actually bald guys

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bites you

Could you people stop biting me!

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//zuka is tired #this is also /nm

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meow :3

*pet pet pet pet pet*

Hello

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//mmeeeoow #mrrp #mow #miau

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Meow

Hello?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka

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OH SHIT YOU KNOW RUSSIAN-

Theres something called a translator, kid.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//koochi koochi coo #sorry that was an inside joke

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What the hell is this doing in my inbox?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//IM BACK FOR A BIT #ive been wanting to answer all the asks for so long #i keep checking my tumblr #GHRRSSH #i needed a break but im back for now guys!!!! #i might be gone the day after tmr tho #hella busy with irl stuff :‘)

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Do you still have any patriotism for Blackrock? You seem to be very popular there, even after your retirement

No comment. I don’t want Rocket to follow or think differently because of what I believe of certain things.

Neither do I want him to experience the same faults as I did.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//ooohhhhhfhhgh #father zuka instincts

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hey mr b zuka. so most old guys i meet either despise chocolate or are a chocolate addict. tell me, which side of the scale do you fall on

…I like chocolate. 70% Dark, mostly with almonds or walnuts or even berries inside of the bar. White chocolate is pretty good as well.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//he would like hersheys kiss the cookies n cream one #he would love sweets #but hes old #hes gotta regulate blood sugar/hj

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Я в твоих стенах, хе-хе (:

Which wall specifically or do you skitter around like a roach inside the wall?

Im jokin' with ya, get out.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//had to google translate tjis #zuka would find the spot ur in and blow it up lowkey

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my friend drew you and your son

Thanks a lot, Rocket likes it a lot so I might pin this on my fridge.

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka #//id pin this on my fridge #GAAAAH single parents #Grrrrr

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heyyyy!!!

you thought you could escape from me didn't you?

Can I ever escape from your tomfoolery?

#phighting! #phighting parody #phighting zuka #bzuka