my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here
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do you think they would find each other in any universe
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Lost in the Pages
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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Long time no see, here's a unicorn lady ⚔️
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this is fucking frying me rn 😭😭😭
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Grenda and Marius
They live in Austria with their three children
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⋆。‧˚ʚ🍓ɞ˚‧。⋆
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whys his whole shit out for everybody to see😕
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