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Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

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Elon Musk bought the company. He has nothing to do with the development. #CosplayEngineer

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ok but we're all missing the important question here... WHO in the vatican has taught the spanish-speaking pope how to say faggotry in italian. how on earth did it come up. was it a prank. was it political sabotage. is there homosexual tomfoolery afoot in santa marta. I need to know more

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Humiliation Kink is a name you’d see in a family tree from 1640s Massachusetts

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it's too bad smoking is expensive and bad for you and everyone around you because we will never be able to replace the specific intimacy of lighting someone else's cigarette for them

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we should globally ban the introduction of more powerful computer hardware for 10-20 years, not as an AI safety thing (though we could frame it as that), but to force programmers to optimize their shit better

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realizing that sticking to the "do it bad" "do it scared" mentality implies theres also a "do it bored"

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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me at the job i begged god for

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I apologize for calling Macklemore cringe

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she allegoried on my cave til i [JOKE PENDING]