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The Top 10 Worst Hit Songs of 2014 Part 1

Hello everyone I am sorry for being gone for a while my personal life just caught up and yeah but I am back and with some opinions to share. I don't wanna go on too long of a rant so here are my rules: It must have been on the US, UK, or Canadian year end in 2014 and any song from a previous year end is not allowed, that's it lets recap some shit

Number 10

So a lot of people know by now that 2014 was a bad year I am one of the few people who actually liked it for reasons I don't know but the one thing about all the bad 2014 songs is there is barely anything to say about them.

10. Best Day of My Life - American Authors

Take my number 10 for example yeah its shit but I have nothing to say but I am here and I will try my damn best. So American Authors how bout those guys well they were fine, they never had a song that annoyed me of course besides this one witch will not leave my fucking radio and die, and thats all I have to say sure I could say its bland but about 7 others people have tho. I do have something to say about number 9 tho.

Number 9

9. My Love - Route 94 ft. Jess Glynne

Who the hell turned Jess into a gargoyle. Okay so I want you all to know this with the lyrics: My is said 41 times, Love is said 30 times, and the rest are said multiple times some what lower in the same vain so that makes 10 unique words making the lyrics fucking pointless. You already know how I feel about the vocals now lets talk about production holy shit this is bland, moving on.

Number 8

8. Amnesia - 5 Seconds of Summer

Okay let me something strait Looks So Perfect is decent. Its not amazing but I like it, now Amnesia is something I do hate but for reasons I know most of you will probably understand, this song was fuckin' everywhere and I hate how it was. So if you know me I listen to the radio a lot and back in 2014 and even sometimes now I here it everywhere and if I only heard it occasionally it would be meh sure the lyrics are bad but I actually like the production but the fact I have to here it everywhere drives me nuts, in conclusion stream Teeth so it can be a 2020 hit.

Number 7

Time for controversial take number 53

7. Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo

I mean I don't know why this pick is controversial but for some reason it is, oh right the song. Yeah this one is bad for more stupid reasons like if you gotta stay high and your having fun why does this production sound so downer and bland. Also the vocals are the worst of 2014 besides 1 song witch will be in part 2, the vocals sound pitchy in some parts and Tove Lo sounds like she could not give two fucks witch would be good but this song is not the time for it, and thats it god damn this years worst song were so boring and lame.

Number 6

Not even gonna do anything lets just dive in.

6. All About That Bass - Meghan Trainor

So lets just analyse the lyrics cause that is what everyone really cares about with this song: "Because you know I'm all about that bass" stop calling your ass a bass, "Yeah, it's pretty clear, I ain't no size two But I can shake it, shake it, like I'm supposed to do" telling people you have to shake your ass for people and its what your supposed to do that is a level of fucked up I am not ready to touch, "Cause I got that boom boom that all the boys chase" don't call your ass that boom boom that is just stupid, and the worst offender "I'm bringing booty back Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat But I'm here to tell you... Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top" so you choose to call the girls skinny bitches and your bringing booty back then go "HA HA I am just joking lol" well that is probably the worst lyric of the 2010's. I hate this song so much I am so dumbfounded there were 5 worst song but at last there was.

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Hey everyone thanks for reading I hope you enjoyed part 2 will be out soon, I am very sorry this is my latest post in a month a lot came up and yeah. Well I will see you next time bye.