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The part of the end of act 2 where you have to jump down the ~flesh tower~ to chase after Ketheric and its all gross and alive - thinking about how awful having to jump into that would be.

Imagine that Tav doesn't want to jump into the endless flesh tube for the various valid reasons but the party kinda needs to hurry up so Astarion takes things into his own hands.

Astarion: You trust me, right?

Tav: Yes?

Astarion: I know the jump won't even be that bad - just look there is a ledge right there to climb on.

Tav: *looking over* What are you talking about-

Astarion: *pushes tav into the hole and then jumps down after. bracing not for the fall but for the scolding that will come after*

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writers and artists will go "this isn't good enough." my brother in christ, you're creating something new out of nothing and expressing yourself creatively. your productivity and unrealistic standards of perfection do not define you or the worth of your art. you're doing great.

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I think people misunderstand "x fell first, y fell harder " trope because it's not about like the one who fell harder loves the other person harder. It's just that the one who fell first falls in a graceful way, one step at the time, maybe gradually over a span of time. The one who fell harder smashes trough the air, there's blood everywhere, everything is fine-

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“omg you’re so creative. how do you get your ideas” i hallucinate a single scene in the taco bell drive thru and then spend 13 months trying to write it

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rolan is one of the best side characters, he took me a little to warm up to but I love him so much

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spellcasting isn't like academia it's like writing. spellcasting is about saying "you know what would be really fucked up?" and then making it happen anyway. because you can.

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So. Enough sexy vampire fanart with blood on his mouth. Give me more Astarion plays piano, Astarion mixes perfumes, Astarion had a hangover, Astarion annoyed next to a horse, Astarion complains about neighbors, Astarion with sunburn, Astarion trys McDonalds, Astarion with face mask and curlers, cazador's palace in flames, cazador's palace renovated, adventurer and hero, lord of the underdark, magistrate, bounty hunter, chaotic plans maker, secretly plants flowers and plays with scratch, Batstarion, Catstarion, Goosetarion, Rockstarion, Professorstarion, Dadstarion, Tinystarion, a wild sorcerer accidentally turned him into a crabstarion.

Let's celebrate this character and not just consume him.

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feeling bored, might imagine myself in unrealistic scenarios of love, idk

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I hate when a ‘Character/Reader’ fic has a cool premise and then it’s set in high school :( not saying teens shouldn’t be able to write what they want but I’m an adult T-T I never want to return to high school, even in thought.

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objects in art: instruments

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“The soul, fortunately, has an interpreter - often an unconscious but still a faithful interpreter - in the eye.”

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Reblog if you are not a pedophile.

If everyone doesn’t reblog this, I’m unfollowing all of you.

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can you imagine zevlor dammon or rolan getting hit with a love potion and it absolutely takes effect when they look at tav, but makes no difference. they're already in love

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this came to me in a dream

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uhm ya...strange

isobel: do you believe in llove at first sight

My tav: ye

Isobel: i understand its strange, a mortal and immortal

my tav: silence-...

me: why isn't "oh yea my, vampire boyfreind would agree." an option

astarion: -turns from a raw carcass licking his lips waving at My tav- hello my beautiful darling!1

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the voices in the back of my head are telling me to write what i want to read but i physically can’t.