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This.

Is my favorite moment in the entire show

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #lucifer hazbin hotel #i have rewatched this clip just to hear Alastor say “fuck” #i love it

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Im starting to believe i have a type

#lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #lucifer #lucifer morningstar

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i. just fucking finished disenchantment season 5 and i have so many thoughts so SPOILERSSSSSS

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me since i was literally 15 and disenchantment came out: i love the main three so much! they’ve really enforced how they’re a team and need each other. it’s so nice to see a group of platonic main characters who deeply love and care about each other so much, to the fact they’ve risked death, some of them actually dying, to stay together.

season 5: lol

no bc honestly i’m very devastated that they all split up. i mean luci died and bean was just kinda like oh no,, anyways. they NEVER TALK ABT HIM AGAIN!!! MY MANS!!!!!! MY MAIN TALKING KITTY CAT!!!!!!!!!!! and i’m so so so happy that bean and mora got together, theyre so cute and i love them and i think it was a very good choice to let bean leave dreamland after it caused her so much pain and suffering and turmoil her entire life

but the fact she left elfo without saying goodbye makes me so upset :( he loves her so much and she just dipped out on him </3

also why. did the castle disappear in the post credit scene what was that what was the point of that WHAT R THEY COOKING

i did love the season! it’s sad to see it end since i’ve been watching it for so long but i think the direction they took in a lot of aspects was fantastic, and everything wrapped up nicely in my opinion :)

OTHER THAN LEAVING ELFO IM SO MAD MY FUCKING WIFE IM DEVASTATED

#disenchantment #disenchantment season 5

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Really taking the title of “The Mystery of Aaravos” to a high level. Man only had a few screentime and I still managed to go absolutely feral about him

TF IS GOING ON WITH AARAVOS

FIRST HE'S LIKE "OUR CHILD" THEN HE'S LIKE "I SWALLOWED HER"

I WAITED OVER A YEAR TO FIND OUT THAT QUEEN ADITI WAS STRAIGHT UP SWALLOWED TF WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

WHAT'S THE CONTEXT BEHIND THAT

LIKE PHYSICALLY, METAPHORICALLY, SPIRITUALLY WHAT IS THIS HOT ELF MAN ON ABOUT??????

#Aaravos was completely unhinged this season

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Soren: I have divorced parents. My mom left. My sister has gone mad. My future brother-in-law is a kind tree elf who is pretty cool. My dad is dying. And oh, I have a stepfather and a creepy half-sibling!

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Down in the Wicked Depths Below

Woe to the man

The dark-eyed sailor

Ship’s adrift

And the sea’s his jailor

Drag him down

Down, down, down

Down in the wicked depths below

Woe to the man

The dark-eyed sailor

Ship’s adrift

And the sea’s his jailor

Drag him down

Down, down, down

Down in the wicked depths below

Lost at sea, the sailor cried

I will not die

The sea shall bow to me

“That was quite a display,” Finnegrin said as he rummaged through the piles of assorted junk on his desk. His gruff voice drowning out the singing voices of the crew on deck. “All that talk about how love makes you stronger, but the second you see that elf girl in pain, you completely lost yourself.”

Callum looked away.

The tidebound captain wasn’t wrong. Seeing Rayla like that – writhing and screaming in pain, skin turning blue as if she were already dead – it did something to him. Just like it always did something to him when he thought he’d lost her.

That spell had simultaneously caused a pain in Callum that was so deep that he couldn’t think or see straight. He’d forgotten any spells or tricks that could have helped him and instead did the only thing he could think of.

It had at least been a solid hit – something his younger self would be in awe of for several reasons. A lot of good it had done him though.

At that moment, Callum caught sight of Bait’s empty cage and for a terrible, brief second, thought perhaps the little guy had already been cast into the depths. However, Finnegrin stepped aside and revealed the glow toad had been crammed into another smaller cage.

“What are you doing?” Callum asked, feeling confident he already knew the answer.

“Oh, don’t worry. The cage is for his protection,” the captain replied with a smug smile. “This way, he lures us a leviathan but doesn’t get eaten.”

He crossed the room and stood before Callum, looking down at him with the black-hearted confidence of a man who had spilled more than his fair share of blood. “The one getting thrown into the sea serpent’s hungry mouth is your elf girl.”

He may as well have been strapped to an anchor and dropped into the sea for how quickly Callum became submerged in the crushing weight of dread and panic. He struggled against the chains that bound him to the post, but there was no give.

He couldn’t lose Rayla. Not again. Not ever again.

“No, no wait!” The words leapt from his tongue without his consent. “A dying breath, blood filled with hatred, and a unicorn horn. That’s the dark magic you want. Just…just let her go.”

They could deal with the ramifications. They would find a way to protect Domina Profundis, but Callum had to protect Rayla first.

A beat passed as Finnegrin paused in the doorway before he began to click his tongue in disappointment like a parent about to scold their child. “Oh, my poor lad,” he said. “That deal was no longer on the table.” He chuckled, pulling the door open and quickly disappearing through it, leaving Callum alone as he sunk even deeper into despair.

“No!” He called out to no avail. “No!”

Again he struggled and again the chains around his wrists did not budge.

Hot tears began cutting their way down his cheeks. This was really it. Rayla would die and a piece of him would die right alongside her. They had only just begun to truly mend their relationship. The last few weeks began replaying in Callum’s mind

Staying in his and Ez’s old, adjoining rooms had been his idea. After Umber Tor, he’d shed the last piece of the already-cracked and crumbling armor he’d built around his heart over the last two years. He’d opened himself back up to her, and it was wonderful. They’d often stayed up late during those nights, fretting over Ezran and the others or just talking like they used to.

Then they’d traveled to Lux Aurea, retracing the steps they’d taken together on that first world-changing journey. The route had been easier this time. There was no dragon egg to hide and protect, no duplicitous aid from Soren and Claudia, and no race to outrun an impending battle with Viren’s corrupted army.

And with the border open, the route itself had become more traveled, leading to amenities like the inn they’d stayed at. Seeing Rayla happy and at peace that night had filled Callum’s heart in a way it hadn’t been in two years. He’d wanted to kiss her again, to hold her and tell her he loved her.

Now he desperately wished he had.

He could hear shouts and thuds from above him and his heart began to pound. He didn’t have much time.

Looking around for something, anything he could use to free himself, Callum spotted it. The slug Finnegrin had offered as a dark magic conduit.

No. No he couldn’t. He wouldn’t.

He’d sworn to himself that he would never do dark magic again. It wasn’t him. It wasn’t who he wanted to be. He’d vowed to write his own destiny.

…But what would that destiny look like without Rayla?

The question seared his heart like a brand because he knew the answer immediately. Without Rayla, he had no destiny. If he allowed her to die when there was something, anything , he could have done to save her, the anguish would fester in his body like a blight and consume him from the inside out.

He would do anything for her.

Anything.

Pulling against the chains one last time, Callum reached out and grabbed the slug.

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The sunrise was beautiful, almost mockingly so after all that had happened the night before.

Callum sat at the base of the mast, feeling no modicum of triumph or elation at their victory. He felt like a liar, a sham. He was the first human mage to do primal magic and still he’d resorted to dark magic.

He thought he was better than this. But was he? Was he any better than Viren or Claudia if he would dirty his hands with the lives of innocent creatures if pushed far enough?

“So…” Came a voice through the fog. “Two primal sources? Now you’re just getting greedy, mister mage.”

Callum saw Rayla as she sat down next to him, felt the warmth of her living, breathing body, but he didn’t feel any less ashamed. If she knew what he’d done to save her, she’d be disgusted and furious, as she should be.

“Callum, are you okay?”

Was he? He let the question sink deep before nodding his head and letting his eyes finally unfocus from the abyss he’d been staring into.

“Yeah,” he said, pulling a smile up along with him. “Yeah, I’m okay. I am.”

He looked at Rayla as she smiled back at him, his heart feeling full and complete as she brought a hand up to his cheek.

“I’m glad,” she said softly.

She pulled him into a hug and Callum felt guilt wrap itself around him along with her arms. Below them, somewhere in the guts of the hull, two dark magic snakes now slithered and slunk because he’d brought them to life.

He’d broken his oath, and as Rayla sighed contentedly, holding Callum like she had when they’d first fallen in love, he knew that he would do it again in a heartbeat to save her.

And that’s what scared him more than anything.

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so while the show leads us to think that viren is dead (and he might be), the blood of his child was still spilt… claudia’s, by rayla, which may keep him tethered to life. so - maybe?

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SOREN RECOGNIZING THAT ELMER HAD BEEN MANIPULATED AND CONTROLLED AND GASLIT AND TRAUMATIZED THE SAME WAY HE HAD BEEN AND TAKING THE HIT AGAIN AND AGAIN AND STILL DEFENDING ELMER AND SAYING NICE THINGS TO HIM AND THEN HE SEES THE FIST COMING AGAIN AND HE JUST SMILES HE SMILES AT ELMER BECAUSE HE UNDERSTANDS AND AND AND-

😭😭😭

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Listen I've never done shrooms but i swear to god, when that little mushroom mage dude started singing his little version of the "muffin man" song, I think I experienced something equivalent.

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Callum: She's Rayla. My future wife.

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callum and rayla ranting to eachother about queen janai was so fucking funny to me i cant 😭😭

PLUS+ CALLUMS SKETCH OF HIM ZAPPING AARAVOS WITH A LIL RAYLA BEING LIKE “😃👍” IN THE CORNER KILLED ME LMFAOOA

and in the end they basically were like

“lets cause some chaos?”

“hell yeah lets cause some chaos.” 👩🏻‍🦳🤜🤛🧑🏻

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the dragon prince s5 gave us the holy trinity: old man yaoi, mpreg, and gay divorce

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Look I promise I'm in this show for more than just the shipping but jesus christ I am unwell about these men!!!!!!!

This is about to be the messiest divorce/custody battle ever. What a way for a ship to go canon.

#PLEASE #I was not ready for this ship to be canon

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"Now, you go to your "hidden" magical prison and think about what you've done!"

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"look daddy I'm following in your footsteps"

But then she walks past him and into the waves, she goes further than he did

THE SYMBOLISM

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Absolutely losing my mind over Soren seeing himself in Elmer, and the similarities of their situations.

Of being able to show Elmer kindness and tell him that he deserves better than to be yelled at and berated and to be used as a tool to do cruel things.

I'm just having a lot of emotions over Soren and his arc. 😭

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SEASON 5 THOUGHT DUMP

-I am now more convinced than ever that Harrow is in that fucking bird god damn it. And the quasar diamonds can reconnect spirits with bodies?? HmmmMMmm.

-Callum throwing punches at people/evil animals is now my aesthetic.

-Amaya given Rayla relationship advice?? And Rayla hugging her?? Didn't know I needed this, but I did bless.

-Callum reading poetry in the bath is everything to me god what a nerd.

-The scene with Viren and baby Soren broke my heart beyond any and all repair.

-Viren realizing how badly he has messed up and fucked over his kids. And swearing off magic and refusing to kill Sir Sparklepuff?? GOD!

-Rayla...cut Claudia's leg off???? Yikes????

-Terry is the best boyfriend ever. Everyone needs a Terry in their lives. If you're reading this, go get yourself a Terry.

-The patience, trust, and support Callum shows Rayla is just SO GOOD. "She'll tell me when she's ready" GOD.

-Callum connecting to the ocean arcanum surprised me deeply but I'm not mad at it.

-I love that Finnegrin just like...got eaten. It's what he deserves, really.

-Rayla and Callum being tortured hurt my soul! My babies!!

-Finnegrin calling Rayla Callum's "elf girl" is so personal to me.

-Callum ordering Opeli to let Rayla go, like, yes, go off, king!! (prince?)

-Kpp'Ar coined CONFIRMED.

-the baby Baits?! SO CUTE!

-Aaravos telling Viren they have a child together like...does this make Viravos canon?! Help?!

-I still can't believe they dropped this season out of nowhere like Beyonce.