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Reaction to You Being Infertile - SBSP

Spongebob: “It’s okay I still love you, [y/n], we can always adopt”

Patrick: “I don’t care what the doctor says, I’ll have you pregnant in 5 seconds flat”

Squidward: “Good”

Mr. Krabs: “Agagagagaggagagagagaga”

Mrs. Puff: “Please sit back down, [y/n], you’re interrupting class”

Gary: “Meow”

Plankton: “Great news, [y/n]! I just had a brilliant idea of how we could steal the krabby patty secret formula!”

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from a photo i took when my bf was showing me the back of my hair 🌈

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literally what about the “it’s leif erickson day!!” bit from spongebob was so impactful that we all just have the phrase hinga dinga durgen permanently drilled into our cerebral cortex. it was 5 seconds long

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tiktoks when u turn the sound off be like

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When U think about it Azealia Banks isn’t actually homophobic or racist because her brain has actually been evolved into a post-capitalism dimension, where the structures of racism and homophobia were erased. Why do you think many of her actions seem to put her own career and her profits at risk? Is this the work of an artist living under capitalism? NO

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Haven’t drawn her in a while, decided to fix that ;) She deserves more love

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startling revelations from a book i found at my local comic shop

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a collage dedicated to my favorite lego spaceman

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OH I LOVE HIM

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not to be epic but i am  going to kill you with a  rock

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you can’t really spoil homestuck, because any plot revelations are utterly nonsensical to someone who hasn’t read it and the story doesn’t rely too much on dramatic reveal anyway. the only comprehensible spoiler is simply that despite all evidence to the contrary homestuck is good and enjoyable to read

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character: has sharp teeth

y'all:

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white people will cry over the death of a robot but will totally ignore the murder of an African American man who got shot by the police while he was sleeping.

His name was Willie McCoy and he was only 20.

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lil uzi vert