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genuinely unironically obsessed with henry the alchemist aka mascot 04K aka henry aka sheriff henry now. this is my curse. this is my burden.

#i’m so invested in his well being sorry i just relistened to gadfly for the first time in years and he’s so good #the shaperaverse keeps giving me these weird little gay men and i eat it up every time. #new albion #shaperaverse #henry the alchemist #the ballad of lost hollow

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(problematic sitcom episode where a straight actor who is mistakenly under the impression that he needs to be gay to be cast in a gay movie role recruits his gay friend to teach him about stereotypes)

straight guy: I’m just having such a hard time remembering all this information about musicals, who’s sondheim again?

friend (trying to talk in a way that he understands): sondheim is the GOAT, man!

straight guy: oh fuck I thought the goat man was dr dillamond (suddenly gets really angry and starts hitting himself on the head) stupid stupid stupid stupid

#lowkey david adams in the gnome war but like opposite

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can’t believe lloyd allen majored in chess in college

#this is a joke because it’s incorrect i think #you never can tell with the shaperaverse #new albion #shaperaverse #lloyd allen

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they are swimming around ur blog

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fan art of a student's character, since i thought it was cool

#COOOOLLLLL

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shaperaverse hyperfixation is a curse because as soon as it takes hold EVERYTHING i see in my life is a lloydven reference. this too can be a lloydven reference.

#new albion #shaperaverse

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i KNEW stone stone stone happened because i used to joke about it with my friends all the time. i was like there’s no way i made this up. but i was wrong about the reason why it happened.

i think i need to relisten to astonishing tales of the highly improbable because i keep remembering things that happened in it but i can’t remember why they happened or if they didn’t and i just made them up. like the time lloyd almost fell out of the narrative and david turned it into a love confession or the time they all wanted to go somewhere that was made of stone (i don’t remember where) but didn’t know how to narrative hop so they just held hands and chanted “STONE STONE STONE.”

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Shaperaverse is about what it's like to be in your 20s

#shaperaverse #new albion

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we are sooo fucjing back btw🌳🌲

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i only sleep 4 hours a day and look at me I'm fresh

#me rolling up to work after not sleeping at all the night before because i was convinced the monsters from vita carnis would come murder me #and barricading myself with the dishes all day so i didn’t have to talk to anybody

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“you tell me you love me like it’ll be the last time / like you’re playing out the end of a storyline” LUCY DACUS SAVE MEEEEEEEEE

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han mi i will love you forever.

#new albion #shaperaverse

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The Big Tent Show my friend… my ally…….. my lover…

#new albion #shaperaverse #uncle ravens super happy funtime carnival

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any cannon possibility for rock band stoner david adams is dead and i am necromancer

#i cooked with this one sorry #i will never stop drawing him in nondescript metal band shirt

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paul shapera song impression:

(extremely long, complicated, and catchy instrumental)

extremely troubled character who has gone through the wringer and beyond, belting at the top of their lungs: I AM CRYING WHILE MY FRIENDS ARE DYINGHGHH BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN THERE IS NO USE TRYINGGGGGGGG

(another extremely long instrumental section)

extremely calm narrator: and so, smeaglebog and her street bats ascended to a higher plane of existence that was somehow simultaneously a piece of cheesecake. the end.

#this post is made with love #new albion #shaperaverse

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stepuhn bogarus

#STEPHBOGGVGGVV

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the greatest smiler of all time is louis armstrong