feebledetective

[feebledetective]

    @madamhatter​​ INQUIRED:    ‘ 🍋 : what kind of diet does my muse have? do they eat regularly, or the standard 2-3 meals a day? do they have to be reminded to eat, or are they likely to remind others? do they cook, or have others cook for them? do they eat healthily, or not so much? ‘

- HEADCANON -

    [ Seiji's diet is poor. 

    He has a hard time trying to remind himself when to eat, but whenever he does get food, it's usually something small. His diet usually consists of strawberries, udon, snacks and some dessert. Usually he'd go out to get his food, but he can cook! He's not the best but he's somewhat decent. Same with baking, but he finds it too time consuming and his patience levels just drains him by then.

    You're likely gonna find him trying to eat strawberries or snacks, such as chips or anything strawberry flavoured. Strawberries are his favourites, actually!

    Despite having a poor diet, however, if he had a companion // someone he cares for, you better believe he'd try to improve a bit. He’s actually more likely going to remind someone to eat than reminding himself, which is pretty wack.

    Please push him to have a healthy diet and/or cook for him he's dying- ]

|| FLUFFY HEADCANONS: SEIJI EDITION || ACCEPTING!! ||

#[ Thank you for sending this sweetie!! ^v^ ] #[ someone please help this poor strawberry ch- ] #//poor eating tw #| Headcanons | #madamhatter #| asks |

[feebledetective]

𝐅𝐑𝐔𝐈𝐓𝐘 𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐎𝐍 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒   ♡   𝐒𝐘𝐌𝐁𝐎𝐋 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄

    send the corresponding symbol(s) for headcanons surrounding the given topic(s)!

🍍  :    how comfortable is my muse in their body?  how do they feel about their height,  weight,  strength,  and body type?  how important is being attractive to them?   🍅  :    how does my muse feel about plastic  /  cosmetic surgeries   &   procedures?  is it something they have done or would do?  do they mind if others do it?   🍏  :    how stable is my muse’s physical health?  do they go for regular or semi-regular checkups by a physician?  do they have any diagnosed illnesses and / or take any medication?  how often do they get sick? 🍎  :    how stable is my muse’s mental health?  have they been diagnosed with any mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they have any undiagnosed mental illnesses and  /  or conditions?  do they or should they attend therapy?   🍑  :    how meticulously does my muse look after their physical appearance?  do they spend a lot of time on their hair,  makeup,  grooming,  and clothing?  is there a particular reason why they do or don’t?   🍒  :    how much does my muse value companionship?  do they constantly keep people around them,  or do they prefer to be alone often?  do they have or desire to have many friends?  do they see every meeting as an opportunity to make a new friend?   🍇  :    how would my muse describe their childhood?  how much has it impacted the person they are now,  or will become as an adult?  around what age did they or will they start to mature,  and why?  do they wish to go back to their days as a child,  or have they embraced adulthood?   🍐  :    how intelligent is my muse overall?  are they smarter than the average person,  or less than?  are they primarily self-taught,  or did they acquire most of their knowledge in school?  are they more street smart or book smart?   🍉  :    which of the four seasons suits my muse best,  and why?   🍌  :    is my muse inclined to help others,  or will they only do it when it benefits them,  if at all?  what makes them this way?  has it ever gotten them into trouble,  or inconvenienced them?  🍊  :    does my muse desire romance?  is it something they would actively seek out,  or prefer to happen more  ‘  naturally?  ’  what is their love life like?  do they have any exes or past flings,  or crushes?   🍓  :    how is my muse typically seen by others?  does it ring true to who they really are?  does their reputation matter to them?  🥝  :    does my muse have any  ‘  unusual  ’  habits,  interests,  and  /  or talents?  do they hide it,  or are they proud of it?   🍋  :    what kind of diet does my muse have?  do they eat regularly,  or the standard 2-3 meals a day?  do they have to be reminded to eat,  or are they likely to remind others?  do they cook,  or have others cook for them?  do they eat healthily,  or not so much?   🥭  :    how important to my muse is their hometown,  or where they’re from?  are they proud of it,  or considered a hometown hero?  did they move away,  or do they wish to?

#[ only accepting this for Seiji atm !! ] #A Letter To Be Sent | ask meme |

[feebledetective]

   ANONYMOUS INQUIRED:     ‘ Seiji, did you know you share the same name as the director of the Danganronpa 1 anime? Seiji Kishi! ‘

 「偽探偵 」 – TRUTHFULLY, HE NEARLY FORGOT ABOUT THAT. But it did spark up his mood, his eyes glimmered as he proceeded what the stranger had just told him.

    “ I-I knew that! And I feel so so lucky t-to have the same name such as the director himself!! ” 

   He truly is very happy and excited right now. --

#[ this was sent so long ago sORRY it took a while to reply!! and thankie sm for sending this!! <33 ] #[ have a habby seij!! ] #ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #Faceless Strangers | Anons | #| asks |

[feebledetective]

    [ hhHELLO GUESS WHO ROSE FROM MY TOMBSTONE-

    I came back impulsively and,,,,,tbh? Idek if I’m ready to *write* but. I’m willing to give it a shot and see how it goes because I really do miss you guys and writing with you all!! ^^ 

    I will say though; for now, I’m only going to try to write Seiji before I jump into writing Shuichi again. Doing this may help my muse for Shumai to get back- 

    Other than that, it’s good to see you all again and I hope you all stayed safe and took care of yourselves!! Thank you so much for your patience, I really do appreciate it! Sending you all much lovlov! ]

#[ I haven't even used tumblr in a while tf is this update h uh- ] #[ idk what I missed but bhVHSVJD I lowkey wanna write a lot of muses nGL but tryna....keep it steady- ] #[ if I impulsively make another blog tho I'll </3 cri- ] #|| OutOfClues ||

[feebledetective]

    [ my name’s rocko dove and I’m here to apologize for- wELL NOT BEING ACTIVE TBH and for being distant h. 

    originally I was really anxious about having a long hiatus here- then I logged in and I sorta miss this blog. I mean yeah I wasn’t really active for a while now but I’m hoping I’ll be back ! I might hop in here a bit, queue some stuff and see where it may go.

    tbh the main reasons I wasn’t here is because I’m fixated with smthing atm (tbh that's the //main// reason), intense af fatigue and I’m doing a shit job at trying to recover from my social withdrawal. [ I’m really sorry to those I haven’t been keeping up with, it’s really nothing personal against you!! ;;o;; ]

    but!! If you wanna keep in contact with me, I’ll leave my discord below, just lemme know who you are if that’s chill !! I’m open to chatting abt roleplaying stuff and tbh anything there !! I’m a bit awkward but- hopefully things’ll work out!

   I'm really sorry for the inactivity, I do hope that'll change though! Until then, I hope you’re all having a wonderful and safe week, Ily all so much, and I’ll see you later!! Take care, a'right!! <3 ]

 [ my discord’s rocko.#8481 ! ]

#[ i'm mostly @ my personal blog which- is in my mun page if you're curious aksdjfh ] #[ i really miss writing- i miss shumai and all of you aaA ] #[ but yeah i'll be back eventually and that's a promise !! ] #[ i feel like i'm gonna end up hopping back in here in a few weeks or smthing i. ] #[ me: i'm on a hiatus idk when i'll be back ] #[ me after idk 2-3 days: i'm back hi ] #[ lIKE IDEK HOW OR WHY THE SECOND I SAY I'M ON A HIATUS MY BRAIN JUST- 'YOUR MUSE IS BACK SUDDENLY' LIKE ALSKDJFHBND WHERE WERE YOU??? ] #[ okay but i hope you all stay safe- take care and have fun !! ] #| outofclues |

[feebledetective]

    @kokichiwrites​ inquired:      “ WIAH EW IS THAT A STINKY BIRD ?????????? “

    [ I JUST LOGGED IN TO SEE THIS. :(

    HOW DARE- NO MORE RING-POPS FROM ME.  ]

#[ BEING BULLIED BY KOKICHI AS PER USUAL :PENSIVE: ] #[ ojHBSNA I KID I KID BUT YES HI IT'S ME UWU ] #[ i want to be free so i can be clean again ] #| outofclues | #kokichiwrites

[feebledetective]

  「偽探偵 」 –   "I'm not an E-boy, I'm a fan-boy.” 

     “You see, E-boys gets girls, I get bullied at school." 

#ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #More Espresso Less Depresso | Crack | #[ okay to reply to-!! ] #[ idk when i'll be back but :'> have this mess ] #[ i am going to HELL ] #[ kajshdgf inspired by this- one tiktok i vaguely remember aksjdhf i don't remember where the hecc i saw it from but yeh- ]

[feebledetective]

Hello, hello! Demi here with a brand new multimuse blog which, for the time being, only features TBHK muses! (ao.i, hana.ko, mitsu.ba and natsu.hiko) If you’re interested in interacting, a ♥ or ↺ would be much appreciated!

#| promo | #[ lOGGED IN FOR 2 SECONDS TO PROMOTE DEMI BEFORE I YEET MYSELF AWAY AGAIN ] #[ DEMI GUD- SO IM OWO ]

[feebledetective]

{ IDIOT BROTHER. }

No matter often he visited or got used to the Wild Area: Shuichi still can’t say he could ever get used to a Pokemon spotting and chasing after him. That was the very thing he warned Seiji about…. and then they still end up getting chased by a Corviknight that spotted them, anyway.

He and Seiji were luckily able to avoid being caught by it, though. Screaming and everything aside…. once they finally came to a stop, Shuichi takes a moment to catch his breath, whining at the smack to his shoulder.

“uueeuue, I-I didn’t even do anything!? That’s just how the Wild Area is! I-I told you I wasn’t exaggerating when I said some Pokemon will literally start chasing after you as soon as they spot you…”

   「偽探偵 」 –   ALTHOUGH IT WAS AMUSING TO see his brother screech in fear, it was still a very unsettling experience. Sure, some pokemon were slow, but the faster ones were much more unsettling. It’s like any second they might bite and maul them both.

     “I’m sure you did! Wh-Why else would th-they be chasing us?? Even a small little Stuffel was after you!”

    He should probably stop bickering. It’s not really getting anywhere and they’ll probably attract more attention. He was far too tired to run again.

     “....Hey, have you been to th-this area before? What pokemon do you find here?” 

    He was curious. Maybe catching a new companion sounds like a good plan, a new friend for his beloved Mimi. --

#;; Currently Investigating [ Queue ] ;; #[ screeches in gALARIAN ] #[ SORRY FOR THE WAIT I'M ALKSDJHF ] #[ these two....having a wonderful time together in hell <3 ] #[ the babbie will come soon ] #ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #[ v: tba ] #ahogedetective

[feebledetective]

   mun  vs  muse !!

    tagged  by:  @tragedybcund [ thank you!! <33 ]      tagging: @mythwhispers @ahogedetective @liarsadvocate @marshson @subserviiient @madamhatter @truthgloved @omghoshii @illuminating-wings @ultimctepoet @darkandpoison @rollingsnowsmasher @hauntaroid @cleceptiive @orchestraitcr & whoever wants to do this!!

#;; Currently Investigating [ Queue ] ;; #[ here's smthing for munday kajshdgfdhsjk ] #[ this was fun to do thank you for the tag !! <33 ] #[ seiji ma bOI I MISS HIM- ] #| Tag game | #//scopop #An Obsessive Loner | Pregame Visage |

[feebledetective]

     BOLD YOUR MUSE’S PREFERENCES !   //   food edition

cake  or ice cream ? sweet  or  spicy ? potato chips  or  french fries ? seasoned  or  bland ? cookies  or  brownies ? salad  or pizza ? turkey or  chicken ? hamburger  or  cheeseburger ? sour  or  bitter ? homecooked  or  takeout ? hot  or  cold ? beef  or  pork ? chocolate  or  white chocolate ? fruit  or  vegetables ? soft  or hard shell tacos ? tea  or  coffee ? stuffing  or  mashed potatoes ? cake  or  pie ? fresh ingredients  or  from the can ?

    tagged by :  @tragedybcund [ thankies!! <33 ]     tagging: @mythwhispers @ahogechef @marshson @liarsadvocate @orchestraitcr @illuminating-wings @omghoshii @hasikon [ any muse ~ owo ] @subserviiient @madamhatter​ @truthgloved​ @rollingsnowsmasher​ @hauntaroid​ @darkandpoison​ @ultimctepoet​ @cleceptiive​ & whoever wants to do this !!

#[ throwing this here because me? dead? not y et kBSNAMKL ] #[ thankie for the tag !! :D i appreciate it !! ] #[ shuichi's sweet-tooth is showing ] #| Headcanons | #| Tagged |

[feebledetective]

    「偽探偵 」 –   SEIJI WAS A BIT CAUTIOUS with Galar. Well, that sounded like an understatement. He’s far too cautious. The Wild Area is Hell, he isn’t even sure how Shuichi is even managing this place. Terrible, absolutely terrible. He’s used to being chased by smaller pokemon before, but getting chased by a giant armored-avian? What terrible thing did Shuichi do to anger that poor bird?

    Once they settled down, Seiji smacked his brother’s shoulder.  “What th-the hell did you do to th-those poor creatures?”  

    This wouldn’t be Seiji if he isn’t starting a fight, even if it was silly. --

     @ahogedetective​ || CLOSED. ||

#[ here you go !! i hope this works well for you! 0w0/ ] #[ ksjdhfghdjk stf seiji please he's going to attract the nearest obstagoon around ] #ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #ahogedetective #[ v: tba ]

[feebledetective]

     「偽探偵 」--  "It’s 2020, another year for m-me to appreciate and love th-the best girl to ever exist in th-this God-forsaken planet.”

     Seiji is, of course, referring to Kirigiri. --

#ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #[ i'm going to do the old tactic of writing mostly pregame until shuichi's muse is like 'hi hello' kjhGBSNJKA ] #[ idk if i might mildly change how i write so there may be inconsistencies and i'm sorry hbSNAK ] #[ okay to reply btw !! >'3c ]

[feebledetective]

   So it’s been awhile since I did something like this… one whole year since I did anything like this in fact (PFT, DUUUUH, Becky!), but yes!!! HAPPY NEW YEAR from this side to the planet to all my dear friends on here. Thank you once again for being such amazing mutuals, and ofc, give all of yourselves a huge, HUGE PAT ON THE BACK because y’all once again kicked butt and survive the nightmare that was 2019! 

   You guys have been such inspirations to bear witness to, trucking on as you all have despite it all. And so, it’s truly an honour to know every single one of you for this long. So yeah, here’s to 2020 looking up for all of us. I love the fact that I’m already seeing most folksalready  looking forward to this new year. Because YEAH! You all totally got this and won’t just let your dreams be dreams (NO YOU WON’T)!!! It’s time to let out your war cry, and charge into this new year and give it everything you’ve got!

   But anyway, moving on… thank you again to the 190+ QUALITY BBIES that I’ve gotten to be mutuals with over this past year. This blog wouldn’t have survived another year without you all, tbh. And tbh, be it on or off here, I wouldn’t be where I am today without the love and support from every single one of you wonderful beans. And I can’t thank you all enough for just being the gems that you are. Also, normally I got some decent memes ready when it comes to titling my sections, but for this year– I’m just going to go with some Space Jam song lyrics.

✨ Moving on up, You’re a winner!!!  ✨

   @dhacay/ @yllth, @arcanawise/ @emblazcned, @matteredloyalty, @teslagravity, @lloronala, @quirofiliac, @cantusecho, @deathspaired/ @yearhero, @malfestcd, @pxlariis, @chaotiquetm, @famebounded, @streetxcat, @fatefaulted, @miocaesarino​

🕊️ Fly into the future, Fly like an eagle 🕊️

@ghaisgeach, @pyoniumyankee, @perspicacicus, @disturbxnces, @boostiohs, @alienhxntress, @heedingcalls, @onewiththeglow, @charredeyes, @dollygxre, @goreburdened, @ingenixre, @recuerdaxme, @sparkadream, @notanoutlaw, @normwalks, @madamhatter, @ficklefeline, @theworldio, @skarredlet, @ustrinamor, @ravensbled, @thegatesofinfinitespace, @magicianbound, @adversitiiies, @whywefiight, @murroyilodel, @azuureknight, @gcrminator, @fiery-assassin, @vinterdronniing, @kongonatty, @tales-of-lost-fantasy, @firstdegreefraud, @amrefevr, @morteesigarette, @feebledetective, @monstcrsandmen, @distortedhaze, @priestcess, @edgymuses, @bloodofvirtue, @blueleadr​, @firstdegreefraud​, @immortalxdreamers​, @ravensbled​

   Have a great new year ahead!!! 💓💗💕

#[ kjHBSANKSJDHGVBN ! ! !!!! ] #[ firstly hAPPY NEW YEAR BECK!! YOU SWEETPEA AAA AA!! ] #[ Thank you sm for tagging me and saying those kind words i'm ;;;; !!! you're so sweet and i'm sending you so much luck on my end because ] #[ you really deserve em !! i'm proud of ya and i hope 2020 will be a better year !! ] #| outofclues | #rollingsnowsmasher

[feebledetective]

  Like the post linked here (But also read the entire thing, if not the linked rules before doing so) for a drawing of our muses! // @feebledetective

#[ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ] #[ tHiS IS- A RLLY NICE?? THING TO WAKE UP TO WH- ] #[ BECK YOU'RE!! SPOILING ME AaAaA!! ] #[ these baybees...two siblings investigating something- a potential thread idea >'3c ] #[ okay okay but you're- you're honestly so sweet and i'm!! \ #[ i'm just so happy and ?? i rEALLY APPRECIATE THIS AND OUR FRIENDSHIP A AAA ;;;; THANK YOU ILYSM! ] #[ crYinG IN THE CLUB- ] #| For Me | #[ itsuki tag tbt ] #| friend's art | #The Quiet Detective | Visage |

[feebledetective]

   [ stf me? replying to christmas asks waaay later? lost my muse once again somehow? yeah more than you think and i’m so sorry asdfgHJKL ]

#[ it's nearly new year and idk how tf i went from 'i wanna talk to my friends more!!' tO DOING THE EXACT OPPOSITE I. ] #[ kjhgsdvSBAJK OKAY I. this didn't go as planned but sdfghjkd babbie steps babbie steps- ] #| outofclues | #//tbd maybe???

[feebledetective]

     @ahogedetective​ INQUIRED:       ‘ "Seijiii, Merry Christmas!!" Seiichi pulls his brother into a big hug before he eagerly presents the two presents he got him. One was medium-sized and the other was smaller, both-of coursed-wrapped in Monokuma patterned wrapping paper. "I got these for you!!" Inside the medium gift box was a Rilakkuma hoodie. And in the smaller gift box: a Cinnamoroll plushie! ‘

     --  "Merry Ch-Christmas, Seiichan!"  Seiji teased as he squeezed his brother. He managed to sneak the gifts he god for his brother in his room, he wasn't sure if he noticed them before approaching him, however. He should probably lure him back and look, just in case.

     Tilting his head, he was surprised to see two gifts from him! How generous.

      "Seiichaan... St-Stop spoiling me like th-this-"  He teased a bit as he opened the larger-looking box first. A Rilakkuma hoodie! It looked adorable! Perhaps he should try to get a Korilakkuma hoodie for Seiichi, so they can match. Chuckling lightly, he grew curious to see what was inside the smaller one. Trying so hard not to ruin the wrapper, he managed to open it! And it was....

       ...

     Seiji's cheeks flushed lightly as he bit the insides of his cheeks. How did he know he liked Cinnamoroll?? His secret has been revealed...

     "...You're cute....How could you do th-this-"  He teased, trying to get a bit dramatic, before hugging his brother once again.  "...Th...Thank you so much, Seiichan, I'll treasure these always...!"  --

#[ wORM I WROTE A LOT MORE THAN I THOUGHT I WOULD A AA ] #[ FIRSTLY. SORRY FOR WRITING THIS RLLY LATE BUT ;W;; THANKIE KAY !! ] #ic | { Always Feeling Pathetic & Empty Within } #ahogedetective #| asks |