yall ever heard about dudes with fat boobies and wide hips. sound of the summer
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it's not enough that you like and reblog my posts, I need you bouncing and moaning on it
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Did you know that nerdy boys have glasses so that they can fog up from huffing while they suck your dick? You can Google it, it’s true.
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I’m sorry what are the fucking odds that Guitar Wolf comes to New Orleans and is playing the exact same hours as the fucking MH3 pre-release that we all already signed up and paid for
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there should be a month that starts with R
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I think I too could develop a better handle on my mental illnesses if they were a babadook Norman Reedus that I had tentacle sex with
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Stainless steel stirrup collar
With removable rubber pad for cleaning
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@harley-gayvidson and I have been singing Orville Peck in the car a lot as of late and we’ve both been very like “oh wow cutesy and emotional little love songs sure kick ass when they’re gay”
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SO RACK EM UP, BIG BLOOOOOONDE
I THINK I COULDVE BEEN YOUR MAAAAAAAN
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i once drove ten hours in a row but i didn't drive ten hours straight if you know what i mean
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*saw voice* ok so theres not actually a bomb in there i just thought you would look cute with a collar on
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who up thrashin with they wumpus
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these are actual diagnoses from my dr appt today
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Y’all hear what they did to John Barleycorn…
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Doing my best to feel good about myself today
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