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I've been a bit run down so I took a small break. But I'm back now and ready to wander around Rivington, collecting art, solving murders, trying to remember what I was doing…

(also available on twitch)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bloodweave #astarion #gale #livestream

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Honestly, with all the tradwife cooking trash circulating, it only makes me love B Dylan Hollis more for baking vintage recipes while being openly gay, making sexual jokes, and screaming at the ingredients. He's the antithesis of every soft-spoken cishet woman cooking for her husband and children. You don't have to be an idyllic cottagecore housewife to cook.

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The thing about knitting is it’s much harder to fear the existential futility of all your actions while you’re doing it.

Like ok, sure, sometimes it’s hard to believe you’ve made any positive impact on the world. But it’s pretty easy to believe you’ve made a sock. Look at it. There it is. Put it on, now your foot’s warm.

Checkmate, nihilism.

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nothing to see here just gale being described as having "Han Solo swagger"

gale dekarios = harrison ford characters confirmed

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #headcanon confirmed

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“pretty boy :3” i say. to my screen. on which there is a middle aged man deep in despair

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Unhinhed Run won! Everyone will be the same class in my next BG3 playthrough. What class should I pick?

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #livestream

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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING

look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth

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Loving the new counterpoint that not only is posting activism, not posting is complicity. Why doesn't everyone with any fame or internet presence immediately release a lengthy but perfectly-worded statement telling us where they stand on every issue? Is it because they're evil??? It must be because they're evil

And then the usual answer is "they don't post online very much". Which is all very suspicious, don't they know everything of importance is done by posts on social media now

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These are my preferences, but your mileage may vary, depending on your personal dance style!

Follow me on Patreon for more pole content and tutorials!

#I love this person

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Gale Dekarios appears at first glance to be an attractive but disheveled wizard with a lot of charm but also a sorta sad, wet energy (like a cat left out in the rain). Then you get to know him, and he still is that, but he's also...

Gale Dekarios:

- Archmage.

- Chosen of the Goddess of Magic.

- Best friends with a tressym.

- Penpals with a magma mephit.

- Has been to at least one other dimension.

- Once bought 60 drinks at an adventurer's bar to stop a needless fight.

- Lives in a tower.

- Seems like a pacifist but says things like, "Let me recite their demise," in battle.

- Knows a guy who can get you some brains.

I'm sure there are more interesting tidbits I'm missing, but I can't keep making this list forever.

Furthermore, all of Gale's horny lines come from out of nowhere and hit you like a truck. The timing and delivery are incredible. Completely blunt, no warning, no reservation. Just, "Not that I don't appreciate your musk," and, "I once read a book that explained in some detail the effect a brush with danger has on one's desire for... other forms of stimulation," and, "It surely can't be a surprise that I have a practiced tongue."

Gale.

Just, Gale, man.

Fucking Gale.

#bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #ALL of this plus #Gale is Indiana Jones for real #finding that Orb probably took years and many adventures and lots of lying to Mystra a FREAKING GODDESS! #plus all that yapping and soft puppy eyes is a form of sleight of hand #making you pay attention over here “I am a soft and helpful wizard please help me!” #so you don't see the truth over there “I am a power hungry genius with boundary issues.” #something he learned form Elminster probably #anyway I have thoughts about Gale

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For anyone interested, Die Hard Dice is currently donating a portion of proceeds from their Reroll Dice (made of recycled materials) to the Palestine Children's Relief Fund. The dice are a good price and high quality, and they come with a watermelon D20 sticker, a handwritten note, and a nice little pouch to keep them in. So if you're in the market for new dice and also want your money to do some good, consider checking them out.

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People who have never taken public transit before seem to be under the impression that everyone on a bus is ready to stab you meanwhile I have never had that problem and I get to read while I’m stuck in traffic and they don’t.

Also I don’t get stuck in traffic much anyways because the drivers keep going on the freeway even though it gets clogged up with traffic and it’s literally faster to drive on the surface streets where the busses go but whatever I don’t need to pay for a gym membership because I walk to the bus and meanwhile what are you spending your money on? Oil changes so you can keep getting stuck in traffic?

#i miss being car free #fuck cars

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this started as a joke but then i started actually thinking about it and now im really annoyed that IDs have this one letter that doesnt mean anything for cis people and is a huge pain in the ass for trans people when we could instead have literally lifesaving information so emergency medical services could just check ur wallet to see which blood to give you so you dont die or whatever But No

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Taking in the culture, supporting local artists, solving murder mysteries... this is still Baldur's Gate right? (also on twitch)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #gale #bloodweave #livestream

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