Excuse me, angelic shorty, I would like to pay your rent this month. Would $100,000 cover it?
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😳 g-gurls
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spotify is raising prices again here's the apk that gives you premium for free
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my easily jumpscared gf has her back to the door in our new place and every time i need to announce myself like im an angel of god
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i made a grindr and in under 24 hours i got the most insane unsolicited nude to ever exist. hes fully nude on the beach and in his right hand is a black tipped reef shark i could not make this shit up if i tried
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littlest of guys
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:3c
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im going to be completely predictable and say fnc orpheus and eurydice au. chip literally dies in canon gillion is so devoted he would go without a thought he has all the reckless and self sacrifice impluses to go to the underworld. of course he could look back
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